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Tyrannical-Botanical on August 19, 2025 7:26 pm *Unless that touching happens to be when you’re breaking into the Capitol Building in order to stage a coup. Then you get a big fat pardon.
OpenImagination9 on August 19, 2025 7:47 pm Except if you are attempting to subvert the democratic process and peaceful transfer of power.
mmccxi on August 19, 2025 8:13 pm Prostitute “ are you a cop?” Cop “yes” Prostitute “do it yourself, can’t touch you”
Ja_Shi on August 19, 2025 8:28 pm Me: tap on officer’s shoulder to ask something The officer: GYAAAAAAAAAAA 🥴 fuck I came again Me: 🤮
dinkeydonuts on August 19, 2025 9:05 pm If only they came at rich folk who touch little kids with this kind of energy.
reichjef on August 19, 2025 9:08 pm They are desperate for a Reichstag Fire to make a move. Just desperate for it.
currently_pooping_rn on August 19, 2025 9:19 pm Unless you’re that officer in Maine that they’re deporting
helpjack_offthehorse on August 19, 2025 9:19 pm https://preview.redd.it/0lwk77sbm1kf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051a4a282d9d6991a89ea00c235e7121118cb229
Onlypaws_ on August 19, 2025 9:32 pm So are they intentionally not identifying themselves so that people will intervene, and then also be arrested/disappeared?
thekingpork29 on August 19, 2025 9:33 pm Feels like its time to take to the streets. Why are we letting them push us around?
Used_Intention6479 on August 19, 2025 9:38 pm If they’re masked and without identification (name, ID number) how do we know they’re law enforcement? Anyone can cosplay a domestic terrorist.
southflhitnrun on August 19, 2025 9:39 pm Cowards! Every single one of them. Always talking tough, showing up in large groups and escalating the situation. Literal cowards.
Muddykipperus on August 19, 2025 9:42 pm Watch out they’re getting too excited at the idea of being touched!
taco_fan_X3 on August 19, 2025 10:08 pm How the fuck do I know if they’re law enforcement? No BADGE NO ID NO UNIFORM NO FACE
TheMaStif on August 19, 2025 10:11 pm DOJ rn https://preview.redd.it/ujp1gadlv1kf1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26475b4f698b7587132f2bbb15bea20edc9362a3
Opsdude on August 19, 2025 10:46 pm Guess the law enforcement folks are hanging out at elemtary schools now.
BeCurious7563 on August 19, 2025 10:47 pm https://preview.redd.it/8cty8owu12kf1.png?width=798&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3b1425d152cc6ba07c6f1e07a11f88d5e289206
49 Comments
Hawt.
*Unless that touching happens to be when you’re breaking into the Capitol Building in order to stage a coup. Then you get a big fat pardon.
They must be really desperate..
I mean, they wanted to say that part out loud
Hey DOJ… it’s ok, it happens to every guy at least once.
Uhm, are we not doing Phrasing any more?
Except if you are attempting to subvert the democratic process and peaceful transfer of power.
Wow… Good for them? I guess?

No kink shaming
That’s great, go after the one’s that touch kids.
Prostitute “ are you a cop?”
Cop “yes”
Prostitute “do it yourself, can’t touch you”
DOJ gonna have a lot of dirty socks.
I think they’re flirting with us.
Skeet skeet skeet skeet!
I’ve seen that “movie”
Me: tap on officer’s shoulder to ask something
The officer: GYAAAAAAAAAAA 🥴 fuck I came again
Me: 🤮
January 6th would like a word,

Who wants to play cocks and robbers?
Sounds like more of a personal problem.
The safe word is “ardvark”
If only they came at rich folk who touch little kids with this kind of energy.

They are desperate for a Reichstag Fire to make a move. Just desperate for it.
One pump chumps.
Unless you’re that officer in Maine that they’re deporting
https://preview.redd.it/0lwk77sbm1kf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051a4a282d9d6991a89ea00c235e7121118cb229
they’ll put the glaze back in donut

So are they intentionally not identifying themselves so that people will intervene, and then also be arrested/disappeared?
Feels like its time to take to the streets. Why are we letting them push us around?
If they’re masked and without identification (name, ID number) how do we know they’re law enforcement? Anyone can cosplay a domestic terrorist.
Cowards! Every single one of them. Always talking tough, showing up in large groups and escalating the situation.
Literal cowards.
Watch out they’re getting too excited at the idea of being touched!
DOJ out here edging the Constitution
That’s like, super gay.
How the fuck do I know if they’re law enforcement?
No BADGE
NO ID
NO UNIFORM
NO FACE
DOJ rn
https://preview.redd.it/ujp1gadlv1kf1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26475b4f698b7587132f2bbb15bea20edc9362a3
I hope they have towels.


Where were they on Jan 6?
Except on January 6th

My sandwich: I’m your huckleberry.
Guess the law enforcement folks are hanging out at elemtary schools now.
https://preview.redd.it/8cty8owu12kf1.png?width=798&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3b1425d152cc6ba07c6f1e07a11f88d5e289206
There’s a pill for that now