Worked somewhere where they had two little security robots like this. They had names on them and they were called Watson and Holmes and it was the cutest thing ever
forthecrack17 on
We will see how secure it is when it gets pushed over
Emmibolt on

Shitemoji69 on
I would piggy back that metal beeatch.
RCPD_Rookie on
Dalek 2.0 has arrived
Hirokage on
If they have a burn unit, they have to totally equip this thing with a flamethrower. Protection + profit.
porcelainvacation on
St Vincent?
joestaff on
I bet Rob Schneider is inside of it.
MoeSzyslakMonobrow on
Any teenagers worth a damn will tip that thing over in 5 seconds and run away on their BMX bikes.
oilfeather on
Hefty contractor garbage bags.
Wicked_Sludge on
I got attacked by one of these at a hotel once!
RiskFreeStanceTaker on
“Powering up…. Protectron on duty…”
Dillweed999 on
Acab
light_bulbcheese on
Don’t let Wrench get his hands on this (WD2)
CommanderKrieger on
Dude needs a lil police hat from like a build-a-bear or something.
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Put a little ramp in front of it.
Good to see out of work Daleks finding jobs.
What’s it gonna do? I’ll just walk away
Halt!!! Drop it creep
I would love to see that robot respond to a code grey (aggressive/combative patient).
Do you want ED-209’s? Because that’s how you get ED-209’s!
Remote control camera alarm is all that is. Another human loses a job to automation.
Fallout protectron. Quick throw a nuka grenade
Ever heard of cow-tipping?
All I can think about is Kenny Baker playing R2-D2
Reminds me of “Flight of the Navigator” movie, the kid gets inside something that looks like this in the hospital he’s at.
EXTERMINATE
Push it over and say, “Law dog don’t go around here.”
[Occasionally runs kids over.](https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-crimefighting-robot-hurts-child-bay-area-20160713-snap-story.html)
Worked somewhere where they had two little security robots like this. They had names on them and they were called Watson and Holmes and it was the cutest thing ever
We will see how secure it is when it gets pushed over

I would piggy back that metal beeatch.
Dalek 2.0 has arrived
If they have a burn unit, they have to totally equip this thing with a flamethrower. Protection + profit.
St Vincent?
I bet Rob Schneider is inside of it.
Any teenagers worth a damn will tip that thing over in 5 seconds and run away on their BMX bikes.
Hefty contractor garbage bags.
I got attacked by one of these at a hotel once!
“Powering up…. Protectron on duty…”
Acab
Don’t let Wrench get his hands on this (WD2)
Dude needs a lil police hat from like a build-a-bear or something.
It reminds me steward bots from Wall-e
Fuck that little snitch ass robo-hoe.