“No! They’ve activated the XY-91-Neutro-Destroyer beam!”
”Quick! RUN!”
”AAARRRGHH!!!”
ZAP!
KABOOM!
”DUCK! It can’t go through these rocks! They’re loaded with Magnesium!”
Hi folks! Have you ever stopped to consider our friendly element Magnesium and what it can do for you? Found at the 12th spot on the Periodic Table of the Elements, Magnesium provides us with a richer, fuller, more technologically advanced lifestyle – ready to combat Communism around every corner. Yes, from helping with the manufacture of higher-end metals and electronics, to the use in our some of our fastest and best aircraft today, Magnesium provides an essential part in the overall plan to Protect America. So, remember: The next time you use some new technology, or the system maintaining traffic lights to keep you safe, just give a moment to thank the good people at the Magnesium Consortium of America. And keep doing your part to fight Communism.
”Gee, golly, captain! Being protected by these Magnesium rocks is going to save our lives!”
”Yes, that’s right, Bobby, we’ll sneak out after dark and make sure that he pays the price for his audacity.”
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“No! They’ve activated the XY-91-Neutro-Destroyer beam!”
”Quick! RUN!”
”AAARRRGHH!!!”
ZAP!
KABOOM!
”DUCK! It can’t go through these rocks! They’re loaded with Magnesium!”
Hi folks! Have you ever stopped to consider our friendly element Magnesium and what it can do for you? Found at the 12th spot on the Periodic Table of the Elements, Magnesium provides us with a richer, fuller, more technologically advanced lifestyle – ready to combat Communism around every corner. Yes, from helping with the manufacture of higher-end metals and electronics, to the use in our some of our fastest and best aircraft today, Magnesium provides an essential part in the overall plan to Protect America. So, remember: The next time you use some new technology, or the system maintaining traffic lights to keep you safe, just give a moment to thank the good people at the Magnesium Consortium of America. And keep doing your part to fight Communism.
”Gee, golly, captain! Being protected by these Magnesium rocks is going to save our lives!”
”Yes, that’s right, Bobby, we’ll sneak out after dark and make sure that he pays the price for his audacity.”