Hurricane heading to Alabama guaranteed

    by CowboyBlob

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    1. He did so many batshit crazy stuff and I forget them. He literally drew a sharpie circle on a NOAA map just because he misspoke. Rather than say “oh! My mistake I didn’t mean to say Alabama”, he doubles down and proclaims it’s true. I will never understand why he has 35% of the country under his spell.

    2. An oft-forgotten REAL THING THAT A SITTING UNITED STATES PRESIDENT ACTUALLY DID BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLY MASSIVE TODDLER.

      AND AN UNREASONABLY LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WANT TO ELECT HIM *AGAIN*.

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