You do understand that Zeus and Hercules are just as real as the cartoon characters that Disney uses?
NYSenseOfHumor on
The singing animals in many, many movies are more realistic?
The mermaid is more realistic?
A woman living platonically with seven men who sing Hi Ho, Hi Ho is more realistic?
Far-Aspect-1760 on
It’s Disney. It’s not surprising that they put less thought into the story the ancient Greeks
fridaystrong23 on
***The real Zeus actually never existed neither did Hercules…***
NotInsane_Yet on
Zeus was definitely a loving family man. As in he will make love to your whole family before he kills you. Probably your pet as well.
Aggravating_Act146 on
“The real Zeus…” 😂😭
DafuqJusHapin on
You’ll work yourself to death.
More-Eye-6556 on
Killed his father and married his sister and had offspring with all the best women, which he would seduce in disguise.
Mellowyellow0 on
Bruh.. in the intro the muses sing about how they want to suck hercules dick.. in a disney cartoon.. it’s a fucking masterpiece, historical accuracy doesn’t matter.
cybercuzco on
Zeus wasnt real
Suspicious-Bed9172 on
Zeus is usually portrayed as a serial rapist and Hera as jealous and vindictive
Second_Rogoue on
r/lostredditors
Douglasqqq on
*Prometheus has left the chat…*
BIGepidural on
Still a beautiful story.
As an adoptee I felt very deeply about this movie and would get tingles when Hercules went on his mission to find where he belongs.
Super powerful when he finds them and is accepted by them.
JerseyshoreSeagull on
King Triton is a good Father figure?
Ariel had good aspirations?
Eric is a good guy?
Down_The_Witch_Elm on
Zeus the rapist.
RedKings1028 on
What’s weird is Disney villainized Hades (and popularized it) when the mythological Hades is probably one of the more responsible Greek gods, and his adulterous instances depends on who’s telling the story.
snakepimp on
Well, if you really want bullshit, Disney sugarcoating of a horrible true story, watch Pocahontas instead
MaxFischerPlayer on
lol, the “real” zeus
benwink on
All the gods are bastards in Greek mythos! Some quite literally 😂
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You do understand that Zeus and Hercules are just as real as the cartoon characters that Disney uses?
The singing animals in many, many movies are more realistic?
The mermaid is more realistic?
A woman living platonically with seven men who sing Hi Ho, Hi Ho is more realistic?
It’s Disney. It’s not surprising that they put less thought into the story the ancient Greeks
***The real Zeus actually never existed neither did Hercules…***
Zeus was definitely a loving family man. As in he will make love to your whole family before he kills you. Probably your pet as well.
“The real Zeus…” 😂😭
You’ll work yourself to death.
Killed his father and married his sister and had offspring with all the best women, which he would seduce in disguise.
Bruh.. in the intro the muses sing about how they want to suck hercules dick.. in a disney cartoon.. it’s a fucking masterpiece, historical accuracy doesn’t matter.
Zeus wasnt real
Zeus is usually portrayed as a serial rapist and Hera as jealous and vindictive
r/lostredditors
*Prometheus has left the chat…*
Still a beautiful story.
As an adoptee I felt very deeply about this movie and would get tingles when Hercules went on his mission to find where he belongs.
Super powerful when he finds them and is accepted by them.
King Triton is a good Father figure?
Ariel had good aspirations?
Eric is a good guy?
Zeus the rapist.
What’s weird is Disney villainized Hades (and popularized it) when the mythological Hades is probably one of the more responsible Greek gods, and his adulterous instances depends on who’s telling the story.
Well, if you really want bullshit, Disney sugarcoating of a horrible true story, watch Pocahontas instead
lol, the “real” zeus
All the gods are bastards in Greek mythos! Some quite literally 😂
Is someone gonna tell him?
Wait till you hear about Pocahontas
r/OPIsFuckingStupid for posting this here.
Don’t you mean Heracles
Zeus….real…huh?