What do you mean I cant get McDonald’s in jail, I’m President Trump, I’ve seen the Soprano’s, of course I can. What do you mean I can’t wear my one suit and tie in jail, I’m Donald Trump, billionaire and poll leader, what are my lawyers doing, what do you mean pleading guilty, never surrender.
by NachoBag_Clip932
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The courts are jury-rigged against him.
Those are just a couple of things I wanna hear when he’s being searched for contraband before he’s issued his orange jumpsuit.
I’m Donald J Trump, biwwionaire, I own a mansion and a yacht…
“…because they wouldn’t let me have a jury trial!”
Very gloomy this morning; tnx for the chuckle.
I am assuming that they will put him in protective custody if he is in fact ever incarcerated. But even there people would quickly get tired of his whiny ass. They would probably have to ultimately put him in solitary confinement just to keep him safe.
if you’re rich and in a low-security prison in usa you can’t get mcdonalds? bet he could pay with many cartons of cigarettes if he ever ended up serving time which I would have to see before believing it.
I’ve never seen him wear a white tie but he does and a blue one and a red one.
Wait until he finds out the Trump Presidential Library is a wheely cart with magazines and colouring books that comes by once a week.
What do you mean I can’t get McDonald’s in Narnia? Aslan’s gotta try those nuggets!
As much as it sucks, he will probably be under house arrest instead of a real jail cell. It’s crazy to think that he could win the next election.
Trump will get sentenced to jail and then immediately feign serious health problems. Then a Trump friendly judge will cut him loose.
That’ll be three packs of cigarettes and a chocolate bar for the Big Mac my high school best friend keister stashed into this place, Mister President.
It can’t come too soon.
I hear there’s a prison on Martha’s Vineyard or Nantucket. I’m sure the population in those prisons are tame enough for old Donny
Incredible how he brought this all on himself.
Hey hey hey… my cousin got McDonald’s in jail.