It’s not like it’s something important, like golf
by youhavetherighttoo
It’s not like it’s something important, like golf
by youhavetherighttoo
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Thats ok, he can go to the next one
“Other things” mean, he’s gonna get a visit from the grim reaper.
He gave his son the best wedding present:
Complete corrupt permission to commit tax fraud forever. Literally pay zero taxes. Sue the govt to get more tax dollars from others. Just like daddy.
So what?
It’s only Jr’s 3rd wedding. He will make time for the 4th.
Republicans: “See? He’s working so hard he can’t even make it to his own son’s wedding!!!”
He’s probably just got a Tee time.
So…Cuba raid this weekend?
No kids on the invite list?
I can feel the love (for his son) from here! 🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷
He’s in Rockland County NY doing a political rally with NY-17 congressman Mike Lawler on Friday so it’s hardly like he’s actually busy…
Seen this movie before. Isn’t interested in the sequel.
He knows there will be other one or two..
Sorry I couldn’t make your wedding son, I was entangled in a boondogle I created
I don’t think jr expects it.
Eric is the one who would be devastated.
Hopefully, he’s just planning on “not being around” for it.
Son, I can’t be there to see you marry whats-her-name. I am too busy destroying America. Also, I got you a gift for your first wedding so that should count for this one and any future weddings too.
who wouldn’t look for an excuse to skip junior’s wedding?
He’s gonna be seen golfing that day…
Lol didnt he just peace out on his own religious event to go golfing ?
I’m sure he’ll be at Don Jr’s next wedding…
Now don jr has to listen to cats in the cradle alone in his bad room again.
And this is who the right thinks champions “family values”
He’s busy with his eight year old boyfriend
Yes golf comes first
Wait. Don jr is getting married? Wasn’t aware he had a new victim.
‘Don Jr. is only a Trump at a very low level, and for a very brief period of time. Not sure I ever met the guy. Maybe be brought me a Diet Coke once.’
He’s a pathological liar and a vile pig. Not attending would be a blessing to everyone else.
The only cool thing he’s ever done could be done this weekend. Please go golfing instead.
he’s gonna invade iran this long weekend to give the market the extra day to digest the chaos.
Would be funny if he did go golfing
God damn he hates that fuckin kid (er man?)
this is interesting. i was gonna go too but after nvidia earnings the placenta market is getting hotter.
a family tradition: sociopaths breeding sociopaths…
“It’s only the first one.” Probably the whole conversation.
He’ll be there for number 3
Bet he tweets some nonsense rant during it after he doesnt show
But hey golf!
He’ll probably pull a Logan Roy, land right outside in Marine One right before they take their vows so it can all be about him.
50$ says if he does attend he will do a presser on the war on Iran and mention Biden at least once.
