Lorenzoak on April 23, 2026 6:49 pm Let the intrusive thoughts win, bro. Tell her she looks ready to body slam Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania III
Jester471 on April 23, 2026 6:54 pm I had a girlfriend with tight curly red hair. She kept it shoulder length-ish. She told me she was thinking of cutting it short. I told her “Don’t do that. You’ll look like Ronald McDonald” She did not cut her hair short. Was I wrong?
mauglii_- on April 23, 2026 7:21 pm My brain: (Don’t say Andre The Giant, don’t say Andre The Giant) Me: [The Trashman](https://www.instagram.com/p/DFbLx5RTWs5/)
LoveHurtsDaMost on April 23, 2026 8:01 pm “A persons capacity for growth is directly linked to how much truth they can face about themselves without running away.” lol
Don_Damarco on April 23, 2026 8:07 pm Just let her know you’re ready for the show 
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One joke away from sleeping on the couch
Hey babe i tried on your bathing suit
Go for gold and say, dang Princess Diana over here
Let the intrusive thoughts win, bro. Tell her she looks ready to body slam Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania III
I had a girlfriend with tight curly red hair. She kept it shoulder length-ish.
She told me she was thinking of cutting it short. I told her “Don’t do that. You’ll look like Ronald McDonald”
She did not cut her hair short.
Was I wrong?
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What is this, a ‘who wore it better’?
Her- “I’m not into fisting”
Andre – “That’s not my fist”
This would land well in r/daddit
My brain: (Don’t say Andre The Giant, don’t say Andre The Giant)
Me: [The Trashman](https://www.instagram.com/p/DFbLx5RTWs5/)
The iconic great cali
Its not her fault she is the biggest and the strongest.
Tell her she’s slammin
Anybody want a peanut?
andre the giant lives rent-free in my head too
“A persons capacity for growth is directly linked to how much truth they can face about themselves without running away.”
lol
If Andre The Giant can pull it off I can too
Just let her know you’re ready for the show
Anybody want a peanut?
too easy to get in trouble
One wrong word and it’s game over
Hey babe you look like big show
RIP Andre