Usernamechexout911 on April 13, 2026 4:49 pm  Edit: Mexican Standoff…
-fakebirds- on April 13, 2026 4:51 pm Trump literally said “you can’t close the strait of Hormuz, because I’m closing it myself!” 🎉
subtle_glimmers on April 13, 2026 5:12 pm This is unfair to Sheriff Bart, who unlike Trump wasn’t a fucking moron.
Intheshadowss on April 13, 2026 5:27 pm Now the world has to buy from the US while trying to starve out China from oil.
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Careful, men. He’s not bluffing!
blazing saddles, nice
Edit: Mexican Standoff…
Trump literally said “you can’t close the strait of Hormuz, because I’m closing it myself!” 🎉
This is unfair to Sheriff Bart, who unlike Trump wasn’t a fucking moron.
Now the world has to buy from the US while trying to starve out China from oil.