Midgets

    by Patrickplus2

    6 Comments

    1. DrMackDDS2014 on

      I have to make a confession from extremely naive and young me, 25+ years ago. Sit down, young’ns, and let me tell you of the early days of them internets. Everybody had dial-up modems and chat rooms were the rage. I was in my mid teens and heavily into paintball at the time, and my best friend had a gun known as an “Autococker” – way more money and quality than the crap the rest of us could afford ($400 at the time). Of course, since he was about 9mos older than I was and we had basically grown up together from birth, I idolized him and wanted whatever he had. So when I signed up for a chat room one time, I made my username “CockerGuy” (you can see where this is going) – cue me turning into Cartman as every message I received was dick-related and nobody would listen to my explanation about the name 😂😂

    2. I always like to imagine the confusion of the person who sent that message experienced from that response. They fired off that message confident it would secure the bag, only to be slapped down and told he’s too small to be bothered with.

    3. Due_Chemistry_164 on

      Classic Cartman. The real joke is he probably knew exactly what HungDaddy meant.

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