The new flip-flops I thrifted duos as a bottle opener

    by Datzookman

    47 Comments

    1. Imagine accidentally stepping in dog shit in these then needing to crack open your beer

    2. Marionaharis89 on

      I mean that’s kind of cool but I’d never want the bottle I’m about to put on my mouth to touch the bottom of my shoe… they couldn’t have put it on the strap part on top?

    3. ThatIsSillyTalk on

      If you’re drinking bud light you might not even notice the opener was just standing in the puddle of piss around the urinal.

    4. I_Only_Like_Giraffes on

      I had a similar pair and stepped on gum that became trapped in there forever

    5. I had reefs with flasks, a bottle opener, a fishing line cutter and a place to stash your cards/keys. Three words, so much sand.

    6. Forget the bottle opener gimmick (real ‘bros’ keep a Leatherman on them anyway) – Reefs are some of the finest casual footwear you can get. They last for years and years compared to any other brand I’ve tried.

    7. Damn the bottle opener on those reefs have turned significantly worse since 2009, it was near the heal and bigger. I hated it soon after because you step on so much dirty stuff you don’t want it near the bottle lol

    8. BirdsAreFake00 on

      Is thrifting flip-flops a thing? That sounds gross. I know money can be tight but if I had to buy used, I just wouldn’t buy them.

    9. Fucky0uthatswhy on

      We sold these at Ron Jon. It *could be* useful, but most people forget it exists, or don’t want the bottom of their shor on the top of their bottle

    10. I had a pair of Reefs with bottle openers. Loved the Reefs but never used the bottle openers.

    11. PuzzledPhoenix on

      My mind processed the word thrifted as the word stolen and I was thinking to myself, “All that for a bottle opener?” I am very sorry.

    12. ScholarOfTwilight on

      It’s like putting a crack pipe on a sweater. Why advertise for people with substance use issues at a level that would cause them to remove a bottle cap with a dirty flip flop?

    13. I’m offended that these were thrifted. I literally just bought a new pair a year or two ago lol

    14. JacksGallbladder on

      Nothing better than opening a beverage with your most objectively filthy garmant.

    15. tokinmuskokan on

      “I know. I’ll put a bottle opener on the bottom of my shoe, so I need to put the part that I put my mouth to onto the bottom of my shoe before put my mouth to it.”

    16. NewPointOfView on

      Reef also had (has?) a pair of flip flops with a flask in it. Basically just hollow with a capped opening on the side

    17. Capt1an_Cl0ck on

      Yes, because the first thing I wanna do is put something that has walked over all sorts of nasty stuff, including bathroom floors and put that next to the lip of a bottle. I’m about to put my mouth on.

    18. Be careful using that. I took the whole top of the bottle off with one. Not just the cap.

    19. I’m less grossed out by the idea of a bottle opener on the bottom as I am the idea of buying used flip flops

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