Lord0fHats on April 12, 2026 7:24 pm It’s 1967 and I turn to my buddy and ask “what are you doing with those 16 kb of RAM?” He tells me, “Sending a man to the moon.” Fifty years later it’s 2017 and I turn to my buddy and ask ‘what are you doing with that 64 gb of RAM?” He tells me, “Excel is frozen.”
Cautious_Project2132 on April 12, 2026 7:29 pm My Outlook calendars are synced across three devices and somehow still can’t agree on what time my own meetings are.
Vencer_wrightmage on April 12, 2026 8:09 pm “**FUCK** Microsoft!” – Dr. Adrian Mallory, Space Force chief scientist, 2022.
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MIne neither…
It’s 1967 and I turn to my buddy and ask “what are you doing with those 16 kb of RAM?” He tells me, “Sending a man to the moon.”
Fifty years later it’s 2017 and I turn to my buddy and ask ‘what are you doing with that 64 gb of RAM?” He tells me, “Excel is frozen.”
My Outlook calendars are synced across three devices and somehow still can’t agree on what time my own meetings are.
What could possible need Outlook for during that mission?
Microsoft should have called it LookOut
This is fucking hilarious.
Can you out a ticket in? Thanks.
Very relatable
“**FUCK** Microsoft!” – Dr. Adrian Mallory, Space Force chief scientist, 2022.