My birthday is the one day they were definitely not fucking
BigPh1llyStyle on
I mean your parents didn’t have sex on your birthday.
Miserables-Chef on
Only if you do it nine months earlier lol
HappyChef86 on
Thats not at all what it is. Im celebrating living another year.
rubmeonyourback on
Officially ruined it
stromyoloing on
Conception day
morto00x on
Does he know birth happens around 40 weeks after people have sex?
enithermon on
It’s like poetry. It rhymes.
ForgottenBrokenHeart on
Ermmm, no, it’s having sex to celebrate your mother giving birth to you, unless you were born exactly one year after your father ejaculated inside your mother, but that, in itself, would be impossible.
Devastas on
It’s celebrating the end of the first time you were ever inside somebody unless you count the time you were in your dad I guess…
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He’s out of line, but he’s not wrong
My birthday is the one day they were definitely not fucking
I mean your parents didn’t have sex on your birthday.
Only if you do it nine months earlier lol
Thats not at all what it is. Im celebrating living another year.
Officially ruined it
Conception day
Does he know birth happens around 40 weeks after people have sex?
It’s like poetry. It rhymes.
Ermmm, no, it’s having sex to celebrate your mother giving birth to you, unless you were born exactly one year after your father ejaculated inside your mother, but that, in itself, would be impossible.
It’s celebrating the end of the first time you were ever inside somebody unless you count the time you were in your dad I guess…
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