This is like when your funny barrel is empty so you reach to the very bottom and find this leftover. Beating a deadhorse type of humor.
He should sell that wallet so he can afford a better idea for a skit.
FD4L on
That’ll never work.
You need to lock your elbows and transfer your weight straight from your shoulder blades, through your arms into the victim. You need to push hard. There is a very high chance of breaking or dislocating ribs, especially if they are older.
Try to keep to the rhythm of “staying alive” by the bee gees. If its not going well, keep the rhythm of “another one bites the dust”. They’re basically the same rhythm, but its important to set reasonable expectations.
Khaos_USMC on
Mine fits in my pocket just fine, they clearly are better off then me lmao
big_rhonda432 on
Forgot to do mouth to mouth
MonsteraDeliciosa on
Manifesting…?
jodinexe on
….can we get this as a gif?
FaunaLady on
Mine are in critical condition: still alive but could die any second!
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You need a defib stat
I can’t even afford a wallet bro.
His glasses and hair would fetch a petty penny.
Immediate close once I hear that song.
lwk i share the same desperation lol
My wallet walked out on me years ago.
It’s that “oh no” song with the 10 second video on loop, if you’ve seen the thumbnail you’ve seen the video, nothing else happens. YW.
This music makes me want to break stuff…
try to save the money
Yeah, many of are feeling the same way.
He’s dead, Jim
He left his wallet with his wife for 3 minutes
This is art.
No
That’s not a resuscitation, but a massage
Me irl
Al [capone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6-cCh9bTG4) stole that money
This is like when your funny barrel is empty so you reach to the very bottom and find this leftover. Beating a deadhorse type of humor.
He should sell that wallet so he can afford a better idea for a skit.
That’ll never work.
You need to lock your elbows and transfer your weight straight from your shoulder blades, through your arms into the victim. You need to push hard. There is a very high chance of breaking or dislocating ribs, especially if they are older.
Try to keep to the rhythm of “staying alive” by the bee gees. If its not going well, keep the rhythm of “another one bites the dust”. They’re basically the same rhythm, but its important to set reasonable expectations.
Mine fits in my pocket just fine, they clearly are better off then me lmao
Forgot to do mouth to mouth
Manifesting…?
….can we get this as a gif?
Mine are in critical condition: still alive but could die any second!