PacquiaoFreeHousing on April 11, 2026 5:45 am “three unrhymed lines with a 5, 7, 5 syllable structure” yep, that’s a proper Haiku right there
CavemanSlevy on April 11, 2026 5:46 am Wish I couldn’t read Why did you make this bad thing Now I have to goÂ
Sound_mind on April 11, 2026 5:49 am A very cursed thing You have unfortunately created – please stop.
ThatonerookBlchy on April 11, 2026 5:59 am Would make a haiku But this post makes me angry So fuck you jerk.
redditaccount224488 on April 11, 2026 6:14 am What what in the butt Now the second worst lyrics About things in butts
rydan on April 11, 2026 6:24 am Someone should post the text and see if the haiku bot does its thing.
Auran82 on April 11, 2026 6:25 am Haikus can be great, But sometimes they don’t make sense, Refrigerator.
Naroyto on April 11, 2026 6:38 am Syllables count strict Five-seven-five prison cell Shut up, I’m done now
mortalitylost on April 11, 2026 6:39 am Penis blooms in me Like a cherry blossom tree Japan, am I right?
PlasmaDroug on April 11, 2026 6:41 am I never understood haikus. Like with rhymes it just clicks together and tickles your brain. But I don’t feel anything like that with haikus.
j0briath on April 11, 2026 6:46 am Gatekeeping critics Will put no chains on my art Nor pee in my butt
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“three unrhymed lines with a 5, 7, 5 syllable structure”
yep, that’s a proper Haiku right there
Wish I couldn’t read
Why did you make this bad thing
Now I have to goÂ
A very cursed thing
You have unfortunately
created – please stop.
Where is r/haikusbot when you need him?
you could said, he destroyed the competition.
Would make a haiku
But this post makes me angry
So fuck you jerk.
Best. Haiku. Ever.
Try picturing that in Ghost of Tsushima/Yotei.
Whyku
What what in the butt
Now the second worst lyrics
About things in butts
I just don’t know how
To write a decent haiku
So I’ll stop
Pure cinema. I’d read a whole book of this guys poetry.
Someone should post the text and see if the haiku bot does its thing.
Haikus can be great,
But sometimes they don’t make sense,
Refrigerator.
Hey O P Hey you
Yo O P Hey Hey look here
Hey O P, Fuck you
Happy National Poetry Month!
The raygun of haikus
Syllables count strict
Five-seven-five prison cell
Shut up, I’m done now
Penis blooms in me
Like a cherry blossom tree
Japan, am I right?
I never understood haikus. Like with rhymes it just clicks together and tickles your brain. But I don’t feel anything like that with haikus.
I love it more than I’d like to admit.
Gatekeeping critics
Will put no chains on my art
Nor pee in my butt
I just laughed uncontrollably for minutes.