What would they trade it for that would be as good as mangoes?
Desperate-Hour-4909 on
I mean, it’s theirs. I don’t see why they shouldn’t keep it if they want to
walkin2it on
moriarty_loser on
We love mangoes. One of my uncles have a mango farm, when it’s harvest season he makes sure that we all (a big family tree there) get enough mangoes first and after that they are sold.
squidgytree on
There’s no point India exporting mangoes when all they will be left with is money and a lack of delicious mangoes to buy
lordvitamin on
“Good! We don’t want their mangoes!”
“We don’t need their mangoes!”
“Partners should share mangoes!”
“We should just focus on our own, more beautiful mangoes!”
“Please give us mangoes!”
“We have won the mango war.”
“Dire consequences if no mangoes are made available, soon!”
“We have entered into talks to negotiate for mangoes.”
“We are now at war. We *will* have the mangoes. The people demand it!”
“We have reached a settlement with our good friends over increasing the availability of mangoes.”
“Give us mangoes, you crazy….!”
“I have brokered the best ever deal on mangoes. 3 times the price, half the availability. I am the bestest.”
Appropriate-Cup-7225 on
Having good langda mangoes is like having an orgasm. So good 😋😋😋
BongBaron on
How is that interesting af?
like_a_pharaoh on
Eat an indian mango sometime, and you’ll understand why they don’t want to share.
humanfromporlock on
*Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money.*
Background-Ebb-9366 on
I bet they taste incredible straight off the tree 😉
fragment13 on
I don’t see how this is interesting as fuck
tenasan on
Can confirm. Had a friend who said they’d get sugar high from eating 25 mangoes one day
Efficient_Editor5850 on
What do you mean, “despite”?
Justascouser1 on
But we do export the highest-grade quality of mangoes, so you guys are better for it anyway, to our own detriment :/
PhgAH on
I mean, paper money is definitely less delicious than mango.
Mean-Astronaut-555 on
You know what, I’m okay with that. More for me.
KoliManja on
I always quote this as an example of ingenuity of humans in general (and Indians in particular):
Where I grew up, there grows a mango that is so full of fiber that if you bite into it, you’re likely to lose a teeth or two to it! And on top of it, this mango is extremely sour.
So, did our people abandon it? No. They boil it in water until the sourness leeches out into the liquid. Add salt and green pepper and voila….you have a really tasty curry you can eat with rice or a drink as addictive as any alcohol (minus the side effects).
Acceptable_Aspect_42 on
“These is our mangoes! You’re not gettin any!!” -Indians(probably)
Minute_Pineapple5829 on
My family is the sole reason why we don’t have any left for exporting……absolute mango Piranhas
Dry_Quiet_3541 on
Same thing true with Indian bananas. They produce the most but also consume almost all of them.
IndianOtaku25 on
Because they taste heavenly. We call it the “king of fruits” (at least in Hindi).
_Tan_A on
Money can be earned all round the year but mangoes are for 45 days a year only.
PS- my mum’s family owns mango orchards we do sell those but we have an abundance of stock at our place.
Lawrence3s on
Lots of sun, makes great mangoes.
mrsunrider on
I don’t blame them.
If I had mangoes, I wouldn’t share them either… even at a profit.
ConfusedFanGirl0502 on
We love our mangoes. All it’s varieties and in all forms. We make juices, pickles, sauces, having both ripe and unripe ones raw. We love it. We have arguments on which variety is better. There are no loosers in that argument. We eat mangoes to judge. Makes us all winners.
Philosophile42 on
Mangoes don’t ship very well and need to be picked when it’s ripe.
Garreousbear on
The mango lassi must flow.
The_CDXX on
This title is absolute garbage. Downvote earned.
LordDagwood on
Makes me wonder what other fruits and food are out there that are so amazing (or fragile), they don’t get exported.
Infinite-Condition41 on
What the fuck are they for then if you’re not gonna eat them?
That’s how commodities work. They go where they’re wanted.
Beking2_7 on
ngl i would be doing that too, i love mangos
mitch0acan on
Well yes because mangoes are delicious
Metalrooster81 on
Because Indian mangoes are the best.
Equal-Tune-4256 on
Me reading this as I eat a mango from the tree in my backyard
limbodog on
That’s a weird way of saying “India grows its own food”
en el pueblo donde yo vivo hay mínimo un arbol de mango en cada esquina y en los patios tambien (en mi casa hay 3 arboles de mango) en temporada cientos de miles de mangos se pudren en las calles porque no hay quien coma tanto mango
Mangoes are frequently the victim of trade weaponisation. So many of our mangoes have been dumped in the Atlantic by the US just to prove a point. It’s just painful to see atp.
You guys deserve artificial flavouring substances, we’ll keep our mangoes until you learn to respect them.
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What would they trade it for that would be as good as mangoes?
I mean, it’s theirs. I don’t see why they shouldn’t keep it if they want to
We love mangoes. One of my uncles have a mango farm, when it’s harvest season he makes sure that we all (a big family tree there) get enough mangoes first and after that they are sold.
There’s no point India exporting mangoes when all they will be left with is money and a lack of delicious mangoes to buy
“Good! We don’t want their mangoes!”
“We don’t need their mangoes!”
“Partners should share mangoes!”
“We should just focus on our own, more beautiful mangoes!”
“Please give us mangoes!”
“We have won the mango war.”
“Dire consequences if no mangoes are made available, soon!”
“We have entered into talks to negotiate for mangoes.”
“We are now at war. We *will* have the mangoes. The people demand it!”
“We have reached a settlement with our good friends over increasing the availability of mangoes.”
“Give us mangoes, you crazy….!”
“I have brokered the best ever deal on mangoes. 3 times the price, half the availability. I am the bestest.”
Having good langda mangoes is like having an orgasm. So good 😋😋😋
How is that interesting af?
Eat an indian mango sometime, and you’ll understand why they don’t want to share.
*Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money.*
I bet they taste incredible straight off the tree 😉
I don’t see how this is interesting as fuck
Can confirm. Had a friend who said they’d get sugar high from eating 25 mangoes one day
What do you mean, “despite”?
But we do export the highest-grade quality of mangoes, so you guys are better for it anyway, to our own detriment :/
I mean, paper money is definitely less delicious than mango.
You know what, I’m okay with that. More for me.
I always quote this as an example of ingenuity of humans in general (and Indians in particular):
Where I grew up, there grows a mango that is so full of fiber that if you bite into it, you’re likely to lose a teeth or two to it! And on top of it, this mango is extremely sour.
So, did our people abandon it? No. They boil it in water until the sourness leeches out into the liquid. Add salt and green pepper and voila….you have a really tasty curry you can eat with rice or a drink as addictive as any alcohol (minus the side effects).
“These is our mangoes! You’re not gettin any!!” -Indians(probably)
My family is the sole reason why we don’t have any left for exporting……absolute mango Piranhas
Same thing true with Indian bananas. They produce the most but also consume almost all of them.
Because they taste heavenly. We call it the “king of fruits” (at least in Hindi).
Money can be earned all round the year but mangoes are for 45 days a year only.
PS- my mum’s family owns mango orchards we do sell those but we have an abundance of stock at our place.
Lots of sun, makes great mangoes.
I don’t blame them.
If I had mangoes, I wouldn’t share them either… even at a profit.
We love our mangoes. All it’s varieties and in all forms. We make juices, pickles, sauces, having both ripe and unripe ones raw. We love it. We have arguments on which variety is better. There are no loosers in that argument. We eat mangoes to judge. Makes us all winners.
Mangoes don’t ship very well and need to be picked when it’s ripe.
The mango lassi must flow.
This title is absolute garbage. Downvote earned.
Makes me wonder what other fruits and food are out there that are so amazing (or fragile), they don’t get exported.
What the fuck are they for then if you’re not gonna eat them?
That’s how commodities work. They go where they’re wanted.
ngl i would be doing that too, i love mangos
Well yes because mangoes are delicious
Because Indian mangoes are the best.
Me reading this as I eat a mango from the tree in my backyard
That’s a weird way of saying “India grows its own food”
There are risks with exports as well. I remember [an incident where a massive supply of mangoes had to be discarded in the U.S.](https://www.outlookbusiness.com/news/why-us-turned-away-500000-worth-of-indian-mangoes-explained)
en el pueblo donde yo vivo hay mínimo un arbol de mango en cada esquina y en los patios tambien (en mi casa hay 3 arboles de mango) en temporada cientos de miles de mangos se pudren en las calles porque no hay quien coma tanto mango
https://preview.redd.it/m2zqw6k2zhug1.png?width=1851&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a33f74150a59a76c027ae3ce88630be71c15c8c
Mangoes are frequently the victim of trade weaponisation. So many of our mangoes have been dumped in the Atlantic by the US just to prove a point. It’s just painful to see atp.
You guys deserve artificial flavouring substances, we’ll keep our mangoes until you learn to respect them.
Himsagar magoes beat any mangoes
Mmm. Mango pickle. Need some.