Maybe you should save half until the second half time comes, then eat them both
AGrandNewAdventure on
Looks a bit like a booty cheek. You get half clapped every day. 😉
krayziekris on
I thought someone broke all the booty macarons 🥲
Blueboysixnine on
Figure out how to cut them along the thin edge to cross section it. Then 2 hearts
GenericCustom on
So you gotta break a heart to save a heart!
AKSHAT-KLPDV on
You broke my heart
Tankenbahwl on
cut them sideways so you have a triangle and a bum
SpecialOil4362 on
You have cute little kidney pills
stainless5 on
flip one half upside down so you now have weird shaped pills instead.
Kiwi_Dubstyle on
Now I’m just gonna assume all medication is shaped after the thing it services.
Viagra? Dick shaped.
Birth control? Baby shaped.
Haemorrhoids? Butthole shaped.
Golden-Grams on
I would think of it as two days, falling in love. You take one half on Friday, so it “falls” for Saturday. Each half goes to a different partner, so they can be together ❤️🩹
moxifloxacin on
Bisoprolol, no?
satsugene on
In that color they look more like asses than hearts to me.
gromette on
Like a witch mantra, breaking little hearts and eating them every day. They could be butts if that feels better.
PrettyBlossom12 on
It is a bit ironic that a pill designed to help your heart has to be broken into a literal symbol of heartbreak just to get the right dosage. At least they look like tiny, medicinal fortune cookies that forgot to include the paper.
KellyMelany on
There is something oddly poetic about a pharmaceutical company making heart pills that break into two sad, drooping halves. It is like they designed the medicine to match the mood of someone who needs it.
RaielLarecal on
I see apples… thats not so sad.
littleducksinmyhead on
They have to look sad. “Take us or your heart will look like this. Better eat me then starring at your final destination”
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I thought they was fortune cookies!
Maybe you should save half until the second half time comes, then eat them both
Looks a bit like a booty cheek. You get half clapped every day. 😉
I thought someone broke all the booty macarons 🥲
Figure out how to cut them along the thin edge to cross section it. Then 2 hearts
So you gotta break a heart to save a heart!
You broke my heart
cut them sideways so you have a triangle and a bum
You have cute little kidney pills
flip one half upside down so you now have weird shaped pills instead.
Now I’m just gonna assume all medication is shaped after the thing it services.
Viagra? Dick shaped.
Birth control? Baby shaped.
Haemorrhoids? Butthole shaped.
I would think of it as two days, falling in love. You take one half on Friday, so it “falls” for Saturday. Each half goes to a different partner, so they can be together ❤️🩹
Bisoprolol, no?
In that color they look more like asses than hearts to me.
Like a witch mantra, breaking little hearts and eating them every day. They could be butts if that feels better.
It is a bit ironic that a pill designed to help your heart has to be broken into a literal symbol of heartbreak just to get the right dosage. At least they look like tiny, medicinal fortune cookies that forgot to include the paper.
There is something oddly poetic about a pharmaceutical company making heart pills that break into two sad, drooping halves. It is like they designed the medicine to match the mood of someone who needs it.
I see apples… thats not so sad.
They have to look sad. “Take us or your heart will look like this. Better eat me then starring at your final destination”