Not like domesticated chickens that got loose. As in the original birds that domesticated chickens come from.
They’re delicious. Noticeably dfferent flavor.
pixeltackle on
I met someone *in college* who asked how Hawaii could be so hot and Alaska be so cold when they’re right by each other floating off of California (because map insets)
Who could
Listen to these two asshats for more than three seconds.
OgdruJahad on
See being vegan isn’t that bad eh?
Parking-Cry-952 on
Free range chickens also remember where they can find feed.
Got_Kittens on
So did he think that men go out into the woods to stalk wild, feral chickens like Elmer Fudd?
heyyou11 on
“Free will is an illusion” apparently applies to “free range” too…
iceman2kx on
That’s marketing for ya. If you’re clowning this guy, I’m sure you’ve been got too by some “organic” product or healthy food.
pdzbw on
I can’t find it funny when someone is just being blindly confident of sth they thought they knew….
Rumkitty on
God I love Nick. He’s so stupid I love it.
StratoVector on
Oh brother………People like that are why we have the president we do….. it’s not because every single one are evil voters, but because there is a large number of these absolute goobers that don’t know remotely how the world works…and evil voters
DrFlabbySelfie on
/r/lostredditors
Recentstranger on
Poor nick
steve_adr on
Lose IQ points per minute watching these converse..
SrGrimey on
Marketing is working on this guy.
RonMecca on
Go to Kauai, wild chickens everywhere.
e8odie on
– “You thought “free range chickens” meant they were free ranging?”
– “Can you believe this guy thought that?”
– “He thought free range chickens freely ranged the forest!”
– “This guy’s such an idiot for thinking this.”
– “Free range chickens doesn’t mean they’re freely walking around”
How many times can he say the same thing, especially without actually giving the correction. This way, he sounds like more of an idiot than the guy he’s making fun of.
atomfullerene on
Now I’m imagining cowboys driving chickens across the open range out west…would make for a good far side comic
lyinggrump on
People think it’s funny when one person acts like an idiot and the other person acts like an idiot over how much the other person is an idiot? I guess so, cuz people are watching this. Not for me I guess.
Amel_P1 on
There definitely is wild chickens though.
AlfredFonzo on
Laughs in Kauai.
usumoio on
So for those not in the know, Matteo’s friend Nick is actually pretty unintelligent or at the very least seems to know shockingly little about the world.
It’s sort of an ongoing bit that they delve into his lack of knowledge and really do a full character study on what seems to be a man well towards the bottom end of the intelligence spectrum.
Checks still clear and it’s probably easier work than learning stuff so I get it.
Jman460 on
I love when Nick doesn’t know something that seems so common 😂
YesterShill on
Pasture raised is the way to go!
Mobile pasture raised is even better!
TRDOffRoadGuy on
Home, home on the free range
Weird_Squash6230 on
They’re both wrong, wild chickens are real (though I don’t think so in the states) and the other needs no explanation
ket86 on
usa average wanker
Piccoroz on
I think quails are the closest family of bird that coulf be consireded wild chikens, but due to not being breed are pretty small.
postbansequel on
“And people have to run off like Link from Zelda” Dude, chickens are only in towns, not outside, what do you mean?
ClottedAnus on
Catching them like Link from Zelda lol
ElPadero on
This is why vegans.
KrazyKazz on
This guy can vote btw.
TraditionalMood277 on
Oh boy, don’t look up what qualifies as “organic”.
gingerbeefbadteeth on
This is so important for people to know. Our ingredients need a lot more transparency
Gormane on
Aww Nick, he would be a battle of wits for a stuffed Iguana.
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Go the the Florida Keys. Chickens just free rangin’ everywhere.
In Florida keys there are “wild” chickens that just roam around. It’s 100% a thing for chickens to roam free without owners.
I *exclusively* purchase free-range eggrolls.
Squidward clearly doesn’t understand chicken farming, LOL.
Factory farming is terrible. The sooner we get to lab-grown meat the better.
jungle fowl are actual free chickens that live in the forest. they are both wrong
Somebody showed Nick the junglefowl. He’s going to feel so vindicated. I mean, he’s still kind of wrong, but not entirely wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junglefowl
There are wild chickens. In India. In the jungle.
Not like domesticated chickens that got loose. As in the original birds that domesticated chickens come from.
They’re delicious. Noticeably dfferent flavor.
I met someone *in college* who asked how Hawaii could be so hot and Alaska be so cold when they’re right by each other floating off of California (because map insets)
This is on that level. I mean. How?
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/s/Epkbavh0aU
Who could
Listen to these two asshats for more than three seconds.
See being vegan isn’t that bad eh?
Free range chickens also remember where they can find feed.
So did he think that men go out into the woods to stalk wild, feral chickens like Elmer Fudd?
“Free will is an illusion” apparently applies to “free range” too…
That’s marketing for ya. If you’re clowning this guy, I’m sure you’ve been got too by some “organic” product or healthy food.
I can’t find it funny when someone is just being blindly confident of sth they thought they knew….
God I love Nick. He’s so stupid I love it.
Oh brother………People like that are why we have the president we do….. it’s not because every single one are evil voters, but because there is a large number of these absolute goobers that don’t know remotely how the world works…and evil voters
/r/lostredditors
Poor nick
Lose IQ points per minute watching these converse..
Marketing is working on this guy.
Go to Kauai, wild chickens everywhere.
– “You thought “free range chickens” meant they were free ranging?”
– “Can you believe this guy thought that?”
– “He thought free range chickens freely ranged the forest!”
– “This guy’s such an idiot for thinking this.”
– “Free range chickens doesn’t mean they’re freely walking around”
How many times can he say the same thing, especially without actually giving the correction. This way, he sounds like more of an idiot than the guy he’s making fun of.
Now I’m imagining cowboys driving chickens across the open range out west…would make for a good far side comic
People think it’s funny when one person acts like an idiot and the other person acts like an idiot over how much the other person is an idiot? I guess so, cuz people are watching this. Not for me I guess.
There definitely is wild chickens though.
Laughs in Kauai.
So for those not in the know, Matteo’s friend Nick is actually pretty unintelligent or at the very least seems to know shockingly little about the world.
It’s sort of an ongoing bit that they delve into his lack of knowledge and really do a full character study on what seems to be a man well towards the bottom end of the intelligence spectrum.
Checks still clear and it’s probably easier work than learning stuff so I get it.
I love when Nick doesn’t know something that seems so common 😂
Pasture raised is the way to go!
Mobile pasture raised is even better!
Home, home on the free range
They’re both wrong, wild chickens are real (though I don’t think so in the states) and the other needs no explanation
usa average wanker
I think quails are the closest family of bird that coulf be consireded wild chikens, but due to not being breed are pretty small.
“And people have to run off like Link from Zelda” Dude, chickens are only in towns, not outside, what do you mean?
Catching them like Link from Zelda lol
This is why vegans.
This guy can vote btw.
Oh boy, don’t look up what qualifies as “organic”.
This is so important for people to know. Our ingredients need a lot more transparency
Aww Nick, he would be a battle of wits for a stuffed Iguana.