2028 is too long. Can we have today, please. For everyone’s sake.
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Gristlekitty on
Hopefully we don’t have to wait till 2028
ThePhoenix0829 on
Can it not be like tomorrow or something please
bobs_big_bob on
No way that’s what his grave site looks like, not enough gold plating.
sofaking1958 on
There’s absolutely no need to drag Tom Scott into this.
Opinionsare on
Too fancy. His boys will follow family tradition and bury him on a secluded corner of a Trump golf course.
Aztecah on
Nooo don’t let him live through all of 2027 please
Mundane-Fix-4297 on
Naah, The Unhinged Orange Clown deserves much more grandiose, at least a full golden mausoleum with columns to host the Trump Public Gender Neutral Toilet memorial. Perhaps his figure, also golden, as a bowl?
TCristatus on
I assume there will be guards at wherever this ends up being, so I spend a lot of time trying to figure out ways of smuggling my own urine into a secure cemetery. Drinks bottle seems too obvious. They’ll be expecting that…
OlegSentsov on
That’s the “Trump 2028” I’d support
canuck47 on
If they charged a small fee they could erase the national debt in no time
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Please don’t make us wait that long.
I’m assuming they are going to have to dig some kind of gigantic piss reservoir or else the line is just going to be awful.
Can we change the date? 2026 is much better.
If they are smart, they will print the image in all toilet bowls.
2028 seems so far away…
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Bro wtf 2028😠don’t make us wait that long
Me too.
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2028 is too long. Can we have today, please. For everyone’s sake.

Hopefully we don’t have to wait till 2028
Can it not be like tomorrow or something please
No way that’s what his grave site looks like, not enough gold plating.
There’s absolutely no need to drag Tom Scott into this.
Too fancy. His boys will follow family tradition and bury him on a secluded corner of a Trump golf course.
Nooo don’t let him live through all of 2027 please
Naah, The Unhinged Orange Clown deserves much more grandiose, at least a full golden mausoleum with columns to host the Trump Public Gender Neutral Toilet memorial. Perhaps his figure, also golden, as a bowl?
I assume there will be guards at wherever this ends up being, so I spend a lot of time trying to figure out ways of smuggling my own urine into a secure cemetery. Drinks bottle seems too obvious. They’ll be expecting that…
That’s the “Trump 2028” I’d support
If they charged a small fee they could erase the national debt in no time
Make that 8 a 6.
[“When you’re feeling down….”](https://theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806/)
Do we really think he’ll make it that long?
👀
I see an opportunity to sell bottled water.
