Hopemaxxing

    by wewwew3

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    1. BasedAustralhungary on

      I think that people understimate the absolute identity and social crisis that would start if you distributed hentai between peasants in the 11th century

    2. itsthesplund on

      I think they’d very much like the Norwich method of four course crop rotation and the Haber process.

    3. Background_Golf3686 on

      Smallpox **was** has got to be one of the most inspiring phrases of human history, this terrible disease that killed millions and millions throughout history has been relegated to nothing more than a nightmare of the past (hopefully) never to reemerge.

    4. Why tf would people be impressed by doritoes? No but seriously people would be impressed by the internet if you tell them in a good way. Wait?? So you have all the worlds information just in your pocket like that?? Wow!! But then they figure out: And youre using it for porn??? And they might actually be fine with that

    5. “Where are all the children. It’s almost noon and I haven’t seen a single child here.” “This a factory, they’re at school.” “They’re being educated?”

    6. When they showed computers to primitive tribes, there were completely unimpressed. Like what good is it. What is the point of this vast content that I can consume?

    7. “Here peasant, try this, it’s called Ice Cream”

      *7 months later*

      “The Pope has issued a papal bull about diet on account everyone is now too fat from ice cream.”

    8. Everything will impress a medieval present. Y’all weren’t overwhelmed by the world when you were a young kid???

      That’s literally the same thing for a peasant. A sack of Doritos would alien to them.

    9. TheGreatSockMan on

      I like the idea of showing a medieval peasant our scientific advances and when it inevitably gets a bit confusing to them (which I feel like they would, some of this stuff was confusing in middle school for some/most), then pulling out a dodge demon and revving it/doing some pulls with it

    10. They’d appreciate the Doritos and fast food for the consistently, predictably edible qualities inherent in modern processed foods.

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