And thus begins the slow progression towards zoo staff shooting a kindly gorilla
CardOk755 on
Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.
Anton4444 on
Eh, I’m sure nothing will come of it.
Endergamer3X on
Nothing an Australian, an Indian, a Japanese, an Ottoman, a French, a British, a German or an American have to worry about
0621Hertz on
That’s crazy the internet in 1914 is so slow it was posted on Reddit in 2026.
Terran_Lifeform on
Dammit, they made good music too…
Ceris_VG304 on
Damn, that’s pretty horrible. Hopefully Austria and Serbia will be allowed to fight this out without—idk, a *world wide war* breaking out.
Fontane15 on
I fail to see how this concerns me all the way over here in Texas (joke)
SpaceEnglishPuffin on
# NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.
Dadittude182 on
Still pretty good music…
NoYogurt8022 on
and so the clone wars started
BuddahSack on
FUCK! This is how I find out!
RandomAssRedditName on
As a Dutchman, I declare neutral in this matter
PandalfAGA on
Do we have an image of British soldiers reading an article about it?
dickdapug on
At least we know that no great European War will come out of this damned foolish thing in the Balkans.
Hot-Try9036 on
Just another “nothing ever happens” moment
peaveyftw on
Like I care about some damn fool thing in the Balkans
GandalfTheJaded on
To this day I’m astounded at the amount of coincidences that led to this assassination.
HyperMax2021 on
r/thepast
Unironicfan on
Internet explorer back at it again
vampiregamingYT on
F in the chat.
Walterisbritish on
dont worry nothing ever happens
_dictatorish_ on
Must we consult the Nothing Ever Happens meme again? Nothing will come from this, as per
BillytheMagicToilet on
Serbs’ 12/25
NateShaw92 on
He was singing take me out in fairness so I expect no international incidents to escalate into a global paradigm-shifting war that sets the course for the next century.
I mean we formed these 2 mega-blocs in Europe for this reason!
Perkeleen_Kaljami on
My country ‘tis of thee, Austria-Hungary, obey your king!
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Thus always to tyrants
And thus begins the slow progression towards zoo staff shooting a kindly gorilla
Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.
Eh, I’m sure nothing will come of it.
Nothing an Australian, an Indian, a Japanese, an Ottoman, a French, a British, a German or an American have to worry about
That’s crazy the internet in 1914 is so slow it was posted on Reddit in 2026.
Dammit, they made good music too…
Damn, that’s pretty horrible. Hopefully Austria and Serbia will be allowed to fight this out without—idk, a *world wide war* breaking out.
I fail to see how this concerns me all the way over here in Texas (joke)
# NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.
Still pretty good music…
and so the clone wars started
FUCK! This is how I find out!
As a Dutchman, I declare neutral in this matter
Do we have an image of British soldiers reading an article about it?
At least we know that no great European War will come out of this damned foolish thing in the Balkans.
Just another “nothing ever happens” moment
Like I care about some damn fool thing in the Balkans
To this day I’m astounded at the amount of coincidences that led to this assassination.
r/thepast
Internet explorer back at it again
F in the chat.
dont worry nothing ever happens
Must we consult the Nothing Ever Happens meme again? Nothing will come from this, as per
Serbs’ 12/25
He was singing take me out in fairness so I expect no international incidents to escalate into a global paradigm-shifting war that sets the course for the next century.
I mean we formed these 2 mega-blocs in Europe for this reason!
My country ‘tis of thee, Austria-Hungary, obey your king!
What? The Archduke is dead?!
You could say they took him out…
“The disputed area lies here…
Thoughts and prayers.
Oh schiße.
Uh oh, here comes WW2
Driver shouldn’t have followed the GPS.
This will not end well