You don’t really need to slaughter any whales to mass-manufacture proteins from them, you know that right? Science has progressed quite a bit since the 20th century
Also this headline is probably clickbait anyway
maru-senn on
People paid too much attention to the hot chick when watching “Leave The Whales And Their Anti Aging Proteins Alone: Part 2”
TheWellFedBeggar on
That headline is probably someone just seeing an AI pull from the plot of Avatar 3 and thinking it is real
AbudJasemAlBaldawi on
Can’t they just synthesize it
Pinksamuraiiiii on
Rich wealthy people always looking for the life serum so they could be vampires forever. I surely hope this is click bait.
elijahebanks on
Speak for yourself, get me that protein 😂
Backfisttothepast on
Fuck that,when I’m done,I’m out. 200 more years of this bullshit, I think not
Paraxom on
leave us the fuck alone as well, imagine being 30 and having to deal with 180 year old billionaire boomers, or being 120 and still having to go to work
birberbarborbur on
It’s a lot easier to grow protein than to hunt whales anyway
Cool_Constant9091 on
Avatar is calling…
gwizonedam on
That…That’s the plot of “Avatar 2: The Way of Water”
easy10pins on
What in the Voyage Home is this?
Racoonaciabata on
I’ve already lived long enough and would like to speed things up rather than prolong them. Living 200 years would be a punishment.
Aggressive-Foot7434 on
“Oh she gonna eat blubber alright, as soon as I free Willy”
Justaddwota on
Please no. I can’t take 200 years of this
4u5t1nprism on
I’m putting all my FanDuel bets on the fish skskshaha!
ow_meer on
Expectation: we get to live 200 years
Reality: Trump gets to live 200 years
No-Cut-4700 on
Nah we don’t truly know how intelligent whales are. 😭 fafo and whale realize Atlantis. Atp anything possible
MrsFizzleberry on
They only are saying this because they want to wipe the Right Whale from the Gulf of Mexico for oil production. Animals are not magical elixir parts!
Cormophyte on
Don’t worry, that right-hand image has never been used for anything legitimate.
No-Acanthisitta7930 on
This is ragebait, just so you guys know. You can totes synthesize proteins without slaughtering the Earth’s whale population.
JackDangerUSPIS on
this shit is James Cameron’s fault
jo_maka on
Leave them alone
Fantastic_Chart_9136 on
James Cameron save us
RepresentativeAd1965 on
Japan does have one of the highest average life expectancies…
FrequentCommission13 on
Isn’t this literally in the plot of Avatar: The Way of Water
QueasyCaterpillar541 on
ChicagoAuPair on
Humanity deserves to go away.
zactheoneguy85 on
Who said I want to live for 200 years?
phoenixremix on
Remember, 200 year lives just means the ultra rich lobby for no retirement benefits til we’re 170 years old.
Hard fkn pass.
DeltaBravo831 on
Why tf you wanna live 200 years for anyway?
If it comes to that, you already know they’ll just be doing the same kinda shit as now – “Should retirement be raised to 175?”
Not for me
Blk_Rick_Dalton on
Avatar was a documentary
racoongirl0 on
Ah yes if I live till 200 I might be able to retire for a solid 12 years
Viron_22 on
Bezos, and Musk will be transitioning their entire space force into whalers. Thiel will be get the US Navy to start dropping depth charges and mining migration routes.
jazfaith_inc on
Ummmm… the wealthy are eating babies. If this were true, the rich have already done it. They chose babies.
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You don’t really need to slaughter any whales to mass-manufacture proteins from them, you know that right? Science has progressed quite a bit since the 20th century
Also this headline is probably clickbait anyway
People paid too much attention to the hot chick when watching “Leave The Whales And Their Anti Aging Proteins Alone: Part 2”
That headline is probably someone just seeing an AI pull from the plot of Avatar 3 and thinking it is real
Can’t they just synthesize it
Rich wealthy people always looking for the life serum so they could be vampires forever. I surely hope this is click bait.
Speak for yourself, get me that protein 😂
Fuck that,when I’m done,I’m out. 200 more years of this bullshit, I think not
leave us the fuck alone as well, imagine being 30 and having to deal with 180 year old billionaire boomers, or being 120 and still having to go to work
It’s a lot easier to grow protein than to hunt whales anyway
Avatar is calling…
That…That’s the plot of “Avatar 2: The Way of Water”
What in the Voyage Home is this?
I’ve already lived long enough and would like to speed things up rather than prolong them. Living 200 years would be a punishment.
“Oh she gonna eat blubber alright, as soon as I free Willy”
Please no. I can’t take 200 years of this
I’m putting all my FanDuel bets on the fish skskshaha!
Expectation: we get to live 200 years
Reality: Trump gets to live 200 years
Nah we don’t truly know how intelligent whales are. 😭 fafo and whale realize Atlantis. Atp anything possible
They only are saying this because they want to wipe the Right Whale from the Gulf of Mexico for oil production. Animals are not magical elixir parts!
Don’t worry, that right-hand image has never been used for anything legitimate.
This is ragebait, just so you guys know. You can totes synthesize proteins without slaughtering the Earth’s whale population.
this shit is James Cameron’s fault
Leave them alone
James Cameron save us
Japan does have one of the highest average life expectancies…
Isn’t this literally in the plot of Avatar: The Way of Water
Humanity deserves to go away.
Who said I want to live for 200 years?
Remember, 200 year lives just means the ultra rich lobby for no retirement benefits til we’re 170 years old.
Hard fkn pass.
Why tf you wanna live 200 years for anyway?
If it comes to that, you already know they’ll just be doing the same kinda shit as now – “Should retirement be raised to 175?”
Not for me
Avatar was a documentary
Ah yes if I live till 200 I might be able to retire for a solid 12 years
Bezos, and Musk will be transitioning their entire space force into whalers. Thiel will be get the US Navy to start dropping depth charges and mining migration routes.
Ummmm… the wealthy are eating babies. If this were true, the rich have already done it. They chose babies.
Didn’t they do this on Avatar?