TennRider on April 7, 2026 5:23 pm Clearly fake. Everybody knows there’s a Dollar General there, too.
Sunset_Bleach on April 7, 2026 5:34 pm You know what the moon needs? Stroads as far as the eye can see.
Chaos-Cortex on April 7, 2026 5:41 pm Disgusting, 🤮 this is a future we’re looking at with corpo take over.
OutrageousRiver7693 on April 7, 2026 5:43 pm To be fair, I expected a giant picture of a cock and balls.
tdmaier585 on April 7, 2026 5:45 pm I get it, but this feels like AI wrote this joke, like why are there 3 signs but no actual buildings?
csch1992 on April 7, 2026 5:47 pm Ferrero logo is missing dude We literally had a flying Nutella in Orion
AevnNoram on April 7, 2026 5:48 pm The joke would have been funnier with one of those food next exit highway signs
rensch on April 7, 2026 5:49 pm Why no Tim Hortons for the one Canadian? Apparently that’s a really big thing over there.
British_Rover on April 7, 2026 5:55 pm Needs a Church’s Chicken on the other side of the terminator line.
mydogcaneatyourdog on April 7, 2026 6:15 pm Bill Burr is gonna do a comedy show there and talk about how liberating it was.
Slayton5678 on April 7, 2026 6:33 pm You know it’s fake because no way all three would get Elon’s permission to operate on the moon.
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FAKE!! Look at the shadows, they don’t line up properly…
Clearly fake. Everybody knows there’s a Dollar General there, too.
Where is the Nestlé factory?
They need to add a Canes or something
The Apollo landing sites are a Spirit of Halloween.
Needs two Starbucks on opposite sides of the same crater.
You know what the moon needs? Stroads as far as the eye can see.
NeverActuallySentAway
You forgot the Alexander Shunnara billboard
Should’ve had a highway sign…
lmao
Disgusting, 🤮 this is a future we’re looking at with corpo take over.
To be fair, I expected a giant picture of a cock and balls.
My nerd ass looked at the thumbnail and saw a star destroyer.Â
Where is Hansen’s *Tim Horton’s?*
I get it, but this feels like AI wrote this joke, like why are there 3 signs but no actual buildings?
You can barely see the Elon dispensary from that angle.
What, no Starbucks?
Ferrero logo is missing dude
We literally had a flying Nutella in Orion
the moon really got the full fast food court up there
The joke would have been funnier with one of those food next exit highway signs
Are the drive thrus open 24/7…365?
Obviously fake.
Starbucks is missing…
Why no Tim Hortons for the one Canadian? Apparently that’s a really big thing over there.
mohio
the dark part has fifty Starbucks
They won’t have to import cheese for the burgers
What no Starbucks?
Needs a Church’s Chicken on the other side of the terminator line.
Nah, they won’t open until there’s some humans up thereÂ
Colour is verboten on the moon.
Everybody knows the best fries are made in low gravity
Where’s the AutoZone?
Obviously fake, there is no Wendy’s!
Fake. No Dollar General. 🙂
Bill Burr is gonna do a comedy show there and talk about how liberating it was.
Would have been funnier if it was just a dollar general.
How did they NOT put a Carl’s Jr. in there!?!
You know it’s fake because no way all three would get Elon’s permission to operate on the moon.
Do they have the McRib?