For reallllll

    by Abject-Client129

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    1. There should be a moral code where 30 year olds don’t talk about their age as if it’s old. There’s a whole ass adult human of years between me and being 30.

    2. Actually-Yo-Momma on

      Me at 16: omg 30 is so old

      Me at 30: pls stop making old comments

      Me at 40: i wish i was 30 again..

    3. CasimirGabriev on

      Whatever. As an adult, I stopped trying to put away childish things and instead relished my joy.

      Hell yeah my woman got my feet kicking. And what? Shit makes me feel alive.

    4. 39yo here, re-entering the dating market after 2 tours with the same woman who dumped me twice in the span of ~7 years.

    5. this is too real, i used to make fun of people for this and now i’m literally the one laying on my bed overthinking every tiny text… like i remember this one guy i liked last year, i tried to play it cool but i’d reread our convos at night like they were clues or something, and one time he called me “cute” and i swear it stuck in my head for weeks for no reason 😭 it’s weird because you think you’re too grown for this but somehow it hits harder now, like you’re way more aware of what it could turn into and that’s what makes it kinda scary and exciting at the same time

    6. I friend of mine, who’s approaching 60 shared at a restaurant about a new park he visited, mentioned he brought a girl he just started dating, and everyone clapped enthusiastically.

    7. Several-Action-4043 on

      I knew these days would come but it’s very funny being old enough to watch young people think life ends at 30 lol.

      Edit: AAAAnd I’ve offended them too. 2 for 1.

    8. The Internet is the sole reason people think 30 is old now, and I feel bad for them. Imagine comparing yourself to basically kids.

    9. BaronessVonKush on

      shit like this from folks who are super young is just hysterical to me. like y’all mfkrs planning on dying of consumption by the age of 40 or something? you still got another SIXTY YEARS TO GO!, pushing 30 is barely the one third of the way through your life, you’re still just babies =)

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