This is exactly why you don’t use high-gloss desk finishes. Lighting is everything and it chose violence today.
Kortymia on
If you want that corner office, you gotta do what you gotta do, I guess? Performance reviews are getting intense.
BerryExpress on
I know who is NOT getting a raise
Alexiakizy on
Either someone is getting a raise or someone is getting an immediate security escort out of the building. No in-between.
Same_Return_1878 on
She thicc af
zanraku on
The boss has a raise himself too
LiteNite9 on
Should I not have done that?

New-Guidance-3466 on
Your boss got a “raise” if you know what I mean
big_dik-daddy27 on
fo sho a secretary
crackrhead on
I hope it’s me
Tomoe90834 on
What am i looking at
single-ton on
Funny how it’s always ” she slept her way to the top” and never ” he used his position to abuse her ”
boot2skull on
Took me a bit. I’m like, that’s called an edge. Maybe it was an edge after all. 😳
JayPolton on
Someone’s getting promoted soon ! 💀
BalkeElvinstien on
As someone with a sweaty butt, that person may have just been sitting there regularly. Even with jeans if I sit long enough somewhere thats what it looks like
AnxietyInTheFlesh on
Am I wrong or does that seem suspiciously small for a booty? This wouldn’t happen to be a company on an island, would it?
codereign on
I bought a standing desk from an office outfitter. Heavy duty motors, 72×30″, solid wood. It was on clearance with very faint butt marks. I obviously bought it and cleaned the marks and now have a desk that has out lasted several others.
atjeff1 on
That boss sure got a “raise” alright lol.
Severin_The_Hunter on
I’m unsure of what this picture is trying to tell me, it definitely needs more arrows.
hajarasata on
Chuck Norris layed his balls in your boss’s desk
BSTVH_Official on

Tf?
Joyful_Jet on
What if I am a boss who likes sitting on my desk… maybe that explains why people are giving me this weird look.
SeeItOnVHS on
Good for Carlos, he is about to have a bigger desk now
princessmayav_v on
In this timeline, it could be the boss’s ass print because he secretly likes wearing thongs in office.
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Caitlin .. definitely cait gonna get promoted
Lucky secretary
Or maybe even a promotion
This is exactly why you don’t use high-gloss desk finishes. Lighting is everything and it chose violence today.
If you want that corner office, you gotta do what you gotta do, I guess? Performance reviews are getting intense.
I know who is NOT getting a raise
Either someone is getting a raise or someone is getting an immediate security escort out of the building. No in-between.
She thicc af
The boss has a raise himself too
Should I not have done that?

Your boss got a “raise” if you know what I mean
fo sho a secretary
I hope it’s me
What am i looking at
Funny how it’s always ” she slept her way to the top” and never ” he used his position to abuse her ”
Took me a bit. I’m like, that’s called an edge. Maybe it was an edge after all. 😳
Someone’s getting promoted soon ! 💀
As someone with a sweaty butt, that person may have just been sitting there regularly. Even with jeans if I sit long enough somewhere thats what it looks like
Am I wrong or does that seem suspiciously small for a booty? This wouldn’t happen to be a company on an island, would it?
I bought a standing desk from an office outfitter. Heavy duty motors, 72×30″, solid wood. It was on clearance with very faint butt marks. I obviously bought it and cleaned the marks and now have a desk that has out lasted several others.
That boss sure got a “raise” alright lol.
I’m unsure of what this picture is trying to tell me, it definitely needs more arrows.
Chuck Norris layed his balls in your boss’s desk

Tf?
What if I am a boss who likes sitting on my desk… maybe that explains why people are giving me this weird look.
Good for Carlos, he is about to have a bigger desk now
In this timeline, it could be the boss’s ass print because he secretly likes wearing thongs in office.

Just do it
Did you do the sniff test??