The cashier would just stare at you in complete silence for a solid 10 seconds before calling security. i’d rather just starve tbh.
sansaman on
It’s an international product. Maybe they don’t use cock like we do.
gattaca-tru on
“We only carry walrus”
Few-Ad7795 on
Quite an unpopular, now discontinued male birth control product.
johnsolomon on
“Give me your strongest cockseal. You heard what I said”
Stelmosember on
Funny!…(until it happens to you).
VelisseArcant on
“One Cockseal please” is a sentence I never want to say out loud.
SpeedBlitzX on
Just say you want roach killer or insecticide for roaches
jasonmcook on
“Do you have penisplug? Not sure if I have the name right.”
Jedbo75 on
“Do you have Cockseal? No? Would…you like one?”
Willy_K on
I would have no problem with it, I have mentally passed 14 years old and can say things like cockseal without smiling (I did smile as I wrote it, so I’m not that mature it turns out).
Redlax on
Personally I love asking for stuff like that. Eye contact and just ask. See who smiles/breaks first. It’s a golden opportunity to make something mundane a bit fun.
imti283 on
Sir, are you sure ? I hear “snip” is more fun and friendly.
bungopony on
Staff get asked for caulk all the time though
spore_777_mexen on
ROACHSEAL was taken by indie band
CaptLoads on
What a cock block.
GSteveGSteve on
I once added Anal Ease to my wife’s shopping list and (thinking it was for constipation) she asked the pharmacist where it was located. He smiled and said they don’t carry it. When she told me a had a good laugh and explained what it was. She transferred our prescriptions to a new pharmacy after that 🤷🏻
Fun_Main_2588 on
It goes on the shelf next to the Elephant Balls
xoutlawtrucker on
Its right on the shelf next to Blue Balls.
Admirable-Drama-432 on
Imagine if it really meant what it said! Lol
Major-Ladder-1802 on
I will show the picture
chappelles on
Imagine asking a clerk for this and them coming back with a chastity cage.
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I would have to memorize the bar code.
The cashier would just stare at you in complete silence for a solid 10 seconds before calling security. i’d rather just starve tbh.
It’s an international product. Maybe they don’t use cock like we do.
“We only carry walrus”
Quite an unpopular, now discontinued male birth control product.
“Give me your strongest cockseal. You heard what I said”
Funny!…(until it happens to you).
“One Cockseal please” is a sentence I never want to say out loud.
Just say you want roach killer or insecticide for roaches
“Do you have penisplug? Not sure if I have the name right.”
“Do you have Cockseal? No? Would…you like one?”
I would have no problem with it, I have mentally passed 14 years old and can say things like cockseal without smiling (I did smile as I wrote it, so I’m not that mature it turns out).
Personally I love asking for stuff like that. Eye contact and just ask. See who smiles/breaks first. It’s a golden opportunity to make something mundane a bit fun.
Sir, are you sure ? I hear “snip” is more fun and friendly.
Staff get asked for caulk all the time though
ROACHSEAL was taken by indie band
What a cock block.
I once added Anal Ease to my wife’s shopping list and (thinking it was for constipation) she asked the pharmacist where it was located. He smiled and said they don’t carry it. When she told me a had a good laugh and explained what it was. She transferred our prescriptions to a new pharmacy after that 🤷🏻
It goes on the shelf next to the Elephant Balls
Its right on the shelf next to Blue Balls.
Imagine if it really meant what it said! Lol
I will show the picture
Imagine asking a clerk for this and them coming back with a chastity cage.