Trump quotes since the start of the Iran war



    by Oktavien

    49 Comments

    1. Zeellionaire on

      Seeing how demented he is, there’s a solid chance of him tweeting “well at least no one’s talking about the Epstein-Trump files anymore”

    2. Ok-Interaction324 on

      Well I was going to crack jokes on this one……. But frankly after reading…. I am a little scared to be living so close to this man’s domain.

    3. “I was just testing to see who was listening to me” if this most 8 year old shit in the world.

    4. itchyneck420 on

      Sounds like a very composed high IQ individual. Probably at least 6.5 feet tall as well

    5. fruitmongerking on

      No joke, if you put this out when I was in high school, I woulda listened on repeat.

    6. “Open the fuckin’ strait” and “praise be to allah” on Easter Sunday of all days… 

    7. My best guess is a challenge between RAM deprieved AIs. Each of them trying get the maximum positive opinions all over the web.

    8. Opening_Cartoonist53 on

      So glad someone did this, saw that comment and couldn’t find how to get back to it

    9. Pattern: Monday state something crazy (story A).
      Tuesday watch the media scramble.
      Wednesday yell something unrelated (story B).
      Thursday do something semi-related and make bold claims.
      Friday go dark.. watch the media scramble.

    10. EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

    11. SanchoPliskin on

      Sounds like a perfectly sane, totally reasonable, person, that’s is definitely willing to work side by side with others to achieve goals that improve the common well being of all peoples.

    12. Fuck Nectarine Nero and this entire administration.

      I need reddit upvotes to continue posting about how fucking stupid this all is. 3:15 PM

      Reddit will suffer if I dont get some upvotes. 3:17 PM.

      Actually I dont reddit at all! 3:18 PM

      I can teach you all about the history of a paperclip. Not THEE paperclip but this paperclip I recently found amongst many files I keep stored in my shitter. 3:20 PM

      This is all reddits fault! 3:22 PM

      I would have given Upvotes to all but it is absolutely and totally that nasty MYSPACES fault that I can’t! MIGA 2027 Make Internet Great Again! 3:27 PM

      What is reddit even for if not upvotes when needed? reddit is nasty and has a weird laugh. Many of them in fact. Very nasty ! 3:32PM

      I need 2000 upvotes for my troubles! REDDIT must comply within 48 min! THERE will be no quarter given. Just pennies taken and then not minted anymore. MIGA! 3:42 PM

      Facebook knows that this non-war for upvotes must be WON! Why doesn’t REDDIT? MIGA! 3:50 PM

      I will give an extension to the horrible and no good people known as redditors.. I still expect the epvotes I mean upvotes to continue to help MAKE ME GREAT!
      Thank you for your attention to this matter. 3:55 PM

    13. TheModWhoShaggedMe on

      That’s what #WINNING looks like, folks.

      <dodges anvil falling from the sky>

    14. tastylemming on

      That *Praise be to Allah* gets me everytime. He’s trying to Konami code against the people who stan for Islam.

    15. Ladies and gentleman, I would like to point out the American people elected that giant man baby 2 times….. 2 times….let that sink in.

    16. PaigeRosalind on

      What’s the truth? Whatever makes for a zingy tweet. What’s false? Anything that accurately comports with reality. Average maga logic.

    17. Why haven’t you locked this demented incontinent pedofile criminal in a jail cell and arranged for a permanent padded prison for him?

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