And people will forget that he said he won’t learn their language like a month ago.
Fucking goldfish brain Americans
Hoppers-Body-Double on
“We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ’em stories that don’t go anywhere—like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.
“Now where were we? Oh yeah—the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…”
Kindly-Net9442 on
Fine by me. Then we can kidnap him and throw him in jail.
Resident_Platypus346 on
Please do. Get out of my country.
negativepositiv on
This dumbass spoke English his entire life and still can’t do it correctly.
FlaAirborne on
Is there a crowd fund we can contribute to in order to speed up the process
BabaBrody on
Typically his people go to Argentina after they flee justice.
RunsWithPhantoms on
I’m surprised the room didn’t erupt in laughter when he said “I’m good at language.”
ShamrockAPD on
And today on “what would the right wing media be doing if Biden had said this”……
* Being a Venezuelan citizen **from birth** and possessing no other nationality.
* Being at least 30 years old at the time of the election.
* Not being a subject to any conviction by final judgment.
* Not being a Minister, governor, mayor, or the vice president of the Republic from the day the candidacy is announced to the day of the election.
Hey look, the Nazi’s are fleeing to South America again.
GayGeekInLeather on
He is quite literally insane. Additionally, Venezuela, like the USA, requires you to be a natural born citizen with no dual citizenship to become president
Senorpuddin on
Hes so delusional its actually amazing. Couple of things:
1) he can barely speak English. He is never going to learn Spanish.
2) in order to be president he would have to have been born in the country (its in their constitution)
3) he cannot be a citizen of another country (which means hed renounce his American citizenship.)
4) he cannot have a criminal background. Although that didnt stop americans why would it stop Venezuela.
dieselmac on
What’s Spanish for ‘Bigly’ ?
IsopodIndependent553 on
Anyone who still supports this man should be publicly tarred and feathered.
L-Lawliet23 on
Is there any way we can convince him to go sooner?
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TACO thought he could take off Ayatollah’s head and the plan would work just like Venezuela. Projection.
He….hasn’t even learned English
OK. You can start today.
This bimbo
Venezuela needs you! Please go now!
(sorry, Venezuela)
Man, the baby babble is getting bad.
This dude’s mind is gone…
Weird. Fleeing to Venezuela? I thought his types went to Argentina?
Is this real?
So, wants to kick out Spanish speaking people out of the US to go be an immigrant in a Spanish speaking country?
https://preview.redd.it/aoksajtxfmtg1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=360f50d7cf9bf5882cfb1850f7b95eade40c2f02
And people will forget that he said he won’t learn their language like a month ago.
Fucking goldfish brain Americans
“We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ’em stories that don’t go anywhere—like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.
“Now where were we? Oh yeah—the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…”
Fine by me. Then we can kidnap him and throw him in jail.
Please do. Get out of my country.
This dumbass spoke English his entire life and still can’t do it correctly.
Is there a crowd fund we can contribute to in order to speed up the process
Typically his people go to Argentina after they flee justice.
I’m surprised the room didn’t erupt in laughter when he said “I’m good at language.”
And today on “what would the right wing media be doing if Biden had said this”……
What a joke.
According to articles 227 and 229 of the [Constitution of Venezuela](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Venezuela), adopted in 1999, the following requirements must be met in order to become President of Venezuela:[^([33])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_Venezuela#cite_note-33)
* Being a Venezuelan citizen **from birth** and possessing no other nationality.
* Being at least 30 years old at the time of the election.
* Not being a subject to any conviction by final judgment.
* Not being a Minister, governor, mayor, or the vice president of the Republic from the day the candidacy is announced to the day of the election.
https://preview.redd.it/jv064v1aimtg1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b0082db24432211d9d4fa5a5d86b8d3ff722ae
“It can only good happen”
Hey look, the Nazi’s are fleeing to South America again.
He is quite literally insane. Additionally, Venezuela, like the USA, requires you to be a natural born citizen with no dual citizenship to become president
Hes so delusional its actually amazing. Couple of things:
1) he can barely speak English. He is never going to learn Spanish.
2) in order to be president he would have to have been born in the country (its in their constitution)
3) he cannot be a citizen of another country (which means hed renounce his American citizenship.)
4) he cannot have a criminal background. Although that didnt stop americans why would it stop Venezuela.
What’s Spanish for ‘Bigly’ ?
Anyone who still supports this man should be publicly tarred and feathered.
Is there any way we can convince him to go sooner?