00owl on April 6, 2026 2:11 am I can’t imagine trying to clean blood, fascia, fat, and other viscera off of those. Single use for sure
disruptioncoin on April 6, 2026 2:17 am I really wouldn’t be surprised if guards have seen something similar in Federal Prison Industries recycling plants
Heavysmoker3packsday on April 6, 2026 2:22 am Looks like a jail knife. They make knifes out of everything lol
PabloZissou on April 6, 2026 3:04 am This will be confiscated by an AI data centre instead of the police and put to use
howmanyMFtimes on April 6, 2026 3:10 am Pretty good cartoon back in the day. Gilbert Godfrey and John Lithgow
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Somehow more frightening than any other shank.
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RAM that in your enemy’s belly and watch his eyes go DIMM
God damnit. I chuckled.
Someone’s ready for our dystopian future.
That’s only about 25 GHz of force.
this is how you delete a system 32
In what prison can you make these?
When the memory makes YOU faulty!
most expensive knives
Those seem to be some painful memories
r/mallninjashit
RAM, Lenovo system board, Hynix RAM
They mostly do chip damage
so this is what they meant by “cutting-edge technology” 💀
What an expensive knife we got there
Best way to cut the power
Hack knife
Kill -9
well these knives are hella expensive now lol
I can’t imagine trying to clean blood, fascia, fat, and other viscera off of those.
Single use for sure
I really wouldn’t be surprised if guards have seen something similar in Federal Prison Industries recycling plants
Choose your Data Knife, Pilot
Comes with a built in kill counter
Technoblade
Looks like a jail knife. They make knifes out of everything lol
data knife from apex legends
You’ve gone digital, now you’re invincible
what is this? some kind of, technological blade?
techno-blade?
Those are some dangerous memories.
What in the Abiotic Factor is this nonsense?
Schrodinger’s RAM
Wait til them bring out the battering RAM!!
This will be confiscated by an AI data centre instead of the police and put to use
Pretty good cartoon back in the day. Gilbert Godfrey and John Lithgow
You want to know how it feels like to get cyber stuck?
Hes got RAM GET him!