MoustacheSong on April 5, 2026 10:52 pm His sacrifice doesn’t really mean that much now that we know he can just come back to life.
rip1980 on April 5, 2026 10:53 pm You kinda have to be a jerk to demand weekly hommage for two millennia. ^(edit: more shorter)
DeaddyRuxpin on April 5, 2026 11:00 pm First I’m responsible for preventing forest fires, and now Jesus gets pinned on me?
Glitch29 on April 5, 2026 11:03 pm I think this might only be funny if you don’t understand the message it’s trying to convey. For most Christians I’d imagine it’s something they’ve heard thousands of times to the point that it’s boring.
Jaepheth on April 5, 2026 11:04 pm Preacher best be thanking me he doesn’t have to get a real job then. And a tip would be appreciated.
Brobeast on April 5, 2026 11:08 pm Id put a sign next to it… “Jesus Christ’s dead, hes locked in my basement.”
Best-Reality6718 on April 5, 2026 11:08 pm Just like my wife. Blaming me for shit that happened 2,000 years ago.
keirmeister on April 5, 2026 11:26 pm Mom always likes a good guilt trip. Now I know what she does for her volunteer work.
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My bad
I WASN’T EVEN THERE!!!
His sacrifice doesn’t really mean that much now that we know he can just come back to life.
You kinda have to be a jerk to demand weekly hommage for two millennia.
^(edit: more shorter)
I swear I get blamed for everything around here.
I know
Eh, not the first death that’s been blamed on me.
Only I can prevent forest fires, now this guilt!!
First I’m responsible for preventing forest fires, and now Jesus gets pinned on me?
Sorry
I am definitely not Pontius Pilate
I dint do nuffin’
Jesus? I hardly knew him!
And why would he come back?
If you don’t sin, then Jesus died for nothing
Feel proud now!
I’m okay with that.
I think this might only be funny if you don’t understand the message it’s trying to convey.
For most Christians I’d imagine it’s something they’ve heard thousands of times to the point that it’s boring.
Fiction can get wierd.
Preacher best be thanking me he doesn’t have to get a real job then.
And a tip would be appreciated.
pretty sure a jury would acquit me. I have a solid alibi.
Good
“died”
Oh no!!!! When did he die?
Don’t gaslight me jesus
Better get to sinning then.
He would’ve died anyway
This is in my hometown and objectively hilarious.
Id put a sign next to it…
“Jesus Christ’s dead, hes locked in my basement.”
Just like my wife. Blaming me for shit that happened 2,000 years ago.
Mom always likes a good guilt trip. Now I know what she does for her volunteer work.