The earth is a resort.

    by DiscordianPope5

    29 Comments

    1. BellaMoonrise on

      The accuracy of this is physically painful. I am still waiting for my first paid break from this resort.

    2. Lovablemiranda03 on

      No matter how many times this gets reposted, the truth stays the same. It hits harder every time.

    3. If we are the staff then I would really like to know when my mandatory break is scheduled.

    4. Yall need to stop this pity party. Sorry, most of us don’t feel like this. Go outside and see people having fun.

    5. Valerie_Roselove on

      The worst part is realizing we actually have to pay for our own staff uniforms

    6. Not exactly. Usually the VIP guests don’t burn down the resort near the end of their stay.

    7. TallCommission7139 on

      Leftist luminaries the world over, from Mao to Trotsky to Ho Chi Mihn explained how you fix this, you just have to actually get off the couch.

    8. PerformerAny3503 on

      Really 👀👀 scroll karte karte naukar ban gya🥲🥲🥲

    9. Acrobatic-List-6503 on

      Luckily I’m married with kids so I don’t think of such silly things.

    10. Nah fuck that. I’m doing my thing with no regard to some rich bozo I’ve never met. Stop envying literal who’s and learn to enjoy life on your own terms. 

    11. Someone give this man a raise! Oh wait, I forgot, the resort policy says we only get “valuable experience” and free oxygen.

    12. This is sad but it’s true. We work to survive not get rich. Reality hit harder.

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