Kuchencake on April 5, 2026 3:29 am Why does that sound like someone accidentally butt dialed the jungle and now the tiger’s checking in like you rang
GutturalGrinch on April 5, 2026 3:39 am Im just imaging him pointing with his finger and there’s just a big line of coke across it
SethOval on April 5, 2026 3:45 am Never had a DUI but once had a cop take me to the drunk tank for getting too drunkenly excited in a bar after our teams win. I know that vibe he’s feeling though it almost looks like he’s on ketamine as well as boose.
budstud8 on April 5, 2026 3:50 am Thank you for this. Exactly what I pictured but have no talent to make it so.
McRedditz on April 5, 2026 3:58 am A lion would never drive under influence, but a Tiger Wood. **.50**
Snerkbot7000 on April 5, 2026 4:30 am This guy is a ghola and an army of fish speakers away from ruling the known universe.
Resident_Pientist_1 on April 5, 2026 4:41 am I’m wondering why he just didn’t book it out of there. Better to get your shit towed then eating a DUI. Must have been super fucked up.
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this is so funny man
Tiger phone home
This dude had some adrenochrome.
Why does that sound like someone accidentally butt dialed the jungle and now the tiger’s checking in like you rang
pure cinema meme right here
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Im just imaging him pointing with his finger and there’s just a big line of coke across it
E.T. phone president
Never had a DUI but once had a cop take me to the drunk tank for getting too drunkenly excited in a bar after our teams win.
I know that vibe he’s feeling though it almost looks like he’s on ketamine as well as boose.
The Extra Tigeresstrial
Thank you for this. Exactly what I pictured but have no talent to make it so.
A lion would never drive under influence, but a Tiger Wood.
**.50**
This guy is a ghola and an army of fish speakers away from ruling the known universe.
I’m wondering why he just didn’t book it out of there. Better to get your shit towed then eating a DUI. Must have been super fucked up.