It’s not mean, it’s funny. These people don’t have siblings apparently.
quadraquint on
Lost it at top of the bell curve damn that’s a good one.
elbow_dap on
Your hand writing looks just like my little brothers. Horrible 🥲🙌🏻
heartychat on
With handwriting like that, do you hold the pen gripped in a fist.
mikeyman1967 on
You have always chased wisdom, but sadly it was always faster by a step. Nice burns there kid!
TheOriginalSnoticus on
…unencumbered by the thought process.
d3r3k1 on
Good card, you’ll make a good doctor someday with that handwriting
lyssah_ on
Absolutely wild that people approaching adulthood have handwriting like this. Future generations are actually doomed.
I have seem to upset the barely literate. Please, don’t defend falling literacy skills, it is important to improve them through all of life. It is not acceptable for a 17-year-old to write like a 5-year-old.
bhangmango on
trying to roast someone using that handwriting is pretty bold lol
twisted_l0gic on
Did you use your non-dominant foot to write this?
plays-with-daggers on
A face for radio and a voice for silent films.
Miitama on
I didn’t read the title and went “This is surprisingly eloquent for a 5 year old…?”
Kittiemeow8 on
Please show us how you hold a pencil in your talons! Because no adult with all 5 fingers on one hand should write like this. Heck, I think a person with just 2 fingers could still write better than this.
I apologize if you have a disability and that is why your handwriting is atrocious.
But look on the bright side. You have a calling for cave hieroglyphs creator or kidnapper ransom letter writer.
GehennanWyrm on
With handwriting like that… are you ten
clamroll on
The irony of having to scratch out errors when you’re implying someone else is sharp as a marble lol
You should tell him you wrote it real slow since you know he can’t read fast
Jhediarrhea on
Your penmanship is atrocious
0nlyhalfjewish on
My son could have written this for his big sister. They love each other in a way that I think will last a lifetime. Bravo!
The_Green_Frog on
Used to get cards like this from my little brother when he was younger. One time he tapped a penny in a card with a note not to spend it all in one place.
Jealous_CottonSquash on
Why are you putting commas after exclamation points?
Small-Effect-3333 on
Use big crayons next time
SkollFenrirson on
You are quite eloquent for what I can only assume from the handwriting is a 5 year old.
golden_blaze on
Fun stuff. This made me smile
New-Flight7674 on
I think it’s a sweet/funny card, sorry everyone is being mean about your handwriting. It’s a nice card! My brother doesn’t write me cards for my birthday, I’m sure your brother will appreciate that you thought of him.
jayhawk8 on
Brothers rule
tvkyle on
I spent a few years buying my brother a 2nd birthday card when he turned 22, 3rd for 23, etc. Just added a handwritten “2” in front of the single digit.
It’s fun watching an adult open a Baby Mickey birthday card with stuff like “we’re so excited for your big day! Can you count all the candles?”
Tybob51 on
Hey don’t let the stuff about your penmanship bother you. I too have serial killer hand writing, and I still have a successful career as a teacher lol.
bytor_2112 on
A born Redditor
Felix_Von_Doom on
What’s your PhD in?
Hot_Scallion_3889 on
Excellent hand for typing!
From,
Someone else with the same lol
Hallelujah33 on
Terrible handwriting, I hope everyone survived the earthquake that clearly occurred while this card was written.
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It’s not mean, it’s funny. These people don’t have siblings apparently.
Lost it at top of the bell curve damn that’s a good one.
Your hand writing looks just like my little brothers. Horrible 🥲🙌🏻
With handwriting like that, do you hold the pen gripped in a fist.
You have always chased wisdom, but sadly it was always faster by a step. Nice burns there kid!
…unencumbered by the thought process.
Good card, you’ll make a good doctor someday with that handwriting
Absolutely wild that people approaching adulthood have handwriting like this. Future generations are actually doomed.
I have seem to upset the barely literate. Please, don’t defend falling literacy skills, it is important to improve them through all of life. It is not acceptable for a 17-year-old to write like a 5-year-old.
trying to roast someone using that handwriting is pretty bold lol
Did you use your non-dominant foot to write this?
A face for radio and a voice for silent films.
I didn’t read the title and went “This is surprisingly eloquent for a 5 year old…?”
Please show us how you hold a pencil in your talons! Because no adult with all 5 fingers on one hand should write like this. Heck, I think a person with just 2 fingers could still write better than this.
I apologize if you have a disability and that is why your handwriting is atrocious.
But look on the bright side. You have a calling for cave hieroglyphs creator or kidnapper ransom letter writer.
With handwriting like that… are you ten
The irony of having to scratch out errors when you’re implying someone else is sharp as a marble lol
You should tell him you wrote it real slow since you know he can’t read fast
Your penmanship is atrocious
My son could have written this for his big sister. They love each other in a way that I think will last a lifetime. Bravo!
Used to get cards like this from my little brother when he was younger. One time he tapped a penny in a card with a note not to spend it all in one place.
Why are you putting commas after exclamation points?
Use big crayons next time
You are quite eloquent for what I can only assume from the handwriting is a 5 year old.
Fun stuff. This made me smile
I think it’s a sweet/funny card, sorry everyone is being mean about your handwriting. It’s a nice card! My brother doesn’t write me cards for my birthday, I’m sure your brother will appreciate that you thought of him.
Brothers rule
I spent a few years buying my brother a 2nd birthday card when he turned 22, 3rd for 23, etc. Just added a handwritten “2” in front of the single digit.
It’s fun watching an adult open a Baby Mickey birthday card with stuff like “we’re so excited for your big day! Can you count all the candles?”
Hey don’t let the stuff about your penmanship bother you. I too have serial killer hand writing, and I still have a successful career as a teacher lol.
A born Redditor
What’s your PhD in?
Excellent hand for typing!
From,
Someone else with the same lol
Terrible handwriting, I hope everyone survived the earthquake that clearly occurred while this card was written.