He’s just having that baby

    by ansyhrrian

    33 Comments

    1. FunctionalBoredom on

      No way this is real, gonna be some weird war related thing where someone else makes a call to do something and then he can say “I wasn’t there to make the call”, etc…

    2. It says a lot that the President could be suffering a major medical emergency and people are rooting for the medical emergency. Any normal person would see that as a sign to be less of a monster, but Trump probably sees it as a challenge to be ever worse

    3. Sweet_Priority_819 on

      I’m still going with “finally getting a neck and face lift surgery”

    4. Alarmed_Drop7162 on

      He vanished before and came back worse. I’m not betting the stroke is an ending best for everybody

    5. Not seeing anything about this rumor on the MSM.  So far I am calling total bullshit.  

    6. barefootincozumel on

      I mean he was “ locked in the oval” all day yesterday. Who knows what they are up to. Fucking gross

    7. edtheheadache on

      Maybe he’s having the shit of all shits and needs medical supervision . No one is more full of shits than trump.

    8. You know, sometimes the world is poetic, and I hope this is one of those times.

      What a fucking poetic moment it would be for the fucking Anti-Christ to die on Easter Sunday when the originally supposedly resurrected.

      Just fucking bookends.

    9. This ain’t what they want. They want him alive until after like 1/20/27 so jd could essentially go for two terms after that.

      Also I’m always one to think no matter how he dies they play it like the democrats killed him to rile the base up.

    10. 10000000000000000091 on

      His Christians will deify him. Trumpians will worship a golden toilet.

    11. SaveMeDatCorn on

      Yeah…this feels like them trying to stir up a frenzy to further manipulate the markets.

    12. In before they fake Trump’s death today and then have him resurrect on Easter Sunday as the second coming of republican Jesus.

    13. cleanlycustard on

      I hope it happens before the liquor store closes. It won’t be as fun to crack open a bottle of champagne the day after it happens

    14. Bernies_left_mitten on

      Great…now I have stuck in my head an image of Stephen Miller crowning through Trump’s laryngeal labia…

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