Jesus is angry



    by shangriLaaaaaaa

    43 Comments

    1. Equivalent-Role4632 on

      Getting a little to much in to their characters. Method actors are the worst.

    2. Humans put into positions of even a remote amount of power will turn into assholes so quickly…

    3. Ginataang_Manok on

      Bro why kick? I would’ve just done a helicopter move with that huge ass wood

    4. SuperSaiyanSkeletor on

      Sorry guys. I dont normally get to whip a fully grown adult i got carried away again I promise it wont happen again

    5. space_toaster_99 on

      I once got stuck in traffic behind two crucifixions in the same morning. Seemed rude to lay on the horn when the guy in front of you is carrying a cross.

    6. Filipinos and their performative Catholicism. 

      Thanks, Spain. I mean fuck you Spain.

    7. SirNortonOfNoFux on

      This reminds me of a clip from Black Dynamite where one guys “fake-hits” another guy just a bit too hard.

      The guy that gets hit breaks character & steps up to the guy who hit him, like “Muthafucka!”

    8. OH MY WORD, SOME CHURCH DID IN TOWN AN HOUR AGO. They completely blocked the street and sidewalks, and stopped at every intersection to listen to some crappy podcast? On a SINGLE speaker. They even had the audacity to block bus stops so everyone who needed the bus was out of the luck. And the freaking dirty looks I got because I was trying to get through the crowd. Like I’m Baptist but there’s a time and place for this and it is NOT IT.

    9. Reminds me of when I was a kid, we did this skit for Good Friday, at church. My friend and I played the Roman soldiers and my friend’s older brother was Jesus.

      They gave us rolled up cardboard and we were told to hit the cross when doing the flaying. One rehearsal, my friend kept whacking his brother in the back. Halfway thru the walk, “Jesus” dropped the cross and he and my friend started fighting.

    10. Front soldier started smacking the other soldiers when they started wailing on Jesus. Kinda looked like he was gonna bitch them out at the end too lmao. What a homie

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