Bro was in prison like, “All I’m missing now is the homies!”

    by Young_KingKush

    19 Comments

    1. Why do such a high profile robbery yourself? Did bruh even have an escape plan?

    2. BeBopNHustleSteady on

      He must be missing his *Prison Bae* or some shit.. nigga bouta be on an *Extended Stay* now.

    3. Careful_Kale_6857 on

      The institutionalization is actually kicking in so insanely fast dude lmao. bro is probably asking the co’s for an extra cot just in case his bestie gets picked up tonight tbh.

    4. Successful_Basket399 on

      I’m just kind of confused by his plan tbh. Like how did he think it was gonna play out?

    5. We get it you shiesty af and about that life but damn bro smarten up. I fw bro but damn. You got money man

    6. We get it you shiesty af and about that life but damn bro smarten up. I fw bro but damn. You got money man

    7. It reminds me of a joke.

      3 men marooned on an island stumble across a magic lamp on the beach, so the genie decides to grant them one wish each since they found him collectively.

      First guy wishes to be some Hollywood hotshot with millions and a mansion – wish granted, and he’s living it up in Hollywood.

      Second guy wishes to be a Wall Street bigwig with a penthouse suite and millions in the bank – wish granted, and he’s enjoying his new penthouse.

      The last guy looks around, sighs, and glumly says “I wish my friends were back.”

    8. >”I am elated that Pooh has been released after 3 years,” Pooh Shiesty’s attorney, Bradford Cohen, told the hip-hop magazine [XXL](https://www.xxlmag.com/pooh-shiesty-released-from-prison/) following his release.

      >”The government fought hard to give him 10, but after listening to the case, the Judge agreed with us that it was not appropriate and gave him a sentence that resulted in him serving 3 years. I know he will come back bigger than ever and definitely learned from this experience. He is excited to start the next chapter of his story. I believe that everything happens for a reason, and I think that this is just the beginning of his second act.”

      Shit aged like milk.

    9. MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda on

      His friends and father being as stupid and reckless as he is-could never have been imagined. The idea for this robbery must have been dreamt up in a cloud of Meth because who the fuck ever thought this would work?

    10. Powerful-Ad-8737 on

      Imagine being well over a millionaire and a famous rapper, just to throw it all away on something you could settle out with lawyers 😭

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