“Those are evil spirits. But don’t worry son, your mother is in there and has the wand of reckoning with her. She is fighting them off.”
vBlackTalon on
“Begone evil spirits before I BONE YOU!!!”
Several-Signature583 on
Ward off evil spirits…in the butt
trustmeneon on
If i pull out my boomer humour skills i can agree that an unsatisfied woman has an evil spirit inside that needs to be ward off.
Debbie_Drowner on
shaking it furiously in the air: “Who wants a sum a this?”
cat__weasel on
Do you feel lucky, punk?
HalfSoul30 on
Evil spirits tend to cause hysteria, I hear.
_daverham on
Your mom’s possessed.
HempKnight1234 on
That’s why my wife’s side table isn’t haunted
mostly_sarcastic on
Well, I get it. I, too, get a little outside myself if it’s been a while since I’ve tugged one out.
krippkeeper on
I hope this trend continues forever. Like in another 1800 years they dig up a dildo and researchers are sitting around discussing it “Since much of their information has been lost due to crude data stored we can’t be sure, but we think they used this 10″ dick to ward off evil spirits!”.
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“Daddy, there’s howling in the other room.”
“Those are evil spirits. But don’t worry son, your mother is in there and has the wand of reckoning with her. She is fighting them off.”
“Begone evil spirits before I BONE YOU!!!”
Ward off evil spirits…in the butt
If i pull out my boomer humour skills i can agree that an unsatisfied woman has an evil spirit inside that needs to be ward off.
shaking it furiously in the air: “Who wants a sum a this?”
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Evil spirits tend to cause hysteria, I hear.
Your mom’s possessed.
That’s why my wife’s side table isn’t haunted
Well, I get it. I, too, get a little outside myself if it’s been a while since I’ve tugged one out.
I hope this trend continues forever. Like in another 1800 years they dig up a dildo and researchers are sitting around discussing it “Since much of their information has been lost due to crude data stored we can’t be sure, but we think they used this 10″ dick to ward off evil spirits!”.
Huh… I think I need to ward off some evil spirits
It’s just ectoplasm from a spooky ghost.
Just like how they used to treat hysteria. Yeahh.
Evil spirits
Sure