Earlier this week, Trump goes:

    “We’re talking to Iran. We’ve agreed on everything.”

    Does Pope shit in his hat? Fuck yeah.

    By the end of the week, not only was there no agreement… turns out there wasn’t even a conversation.

    At this point, both sides’ demands are so absurd, they shouldn’t even waste time pretending to meet.

    So where are we now?

    Everything has collapsed into one desperate talking point:

    “Open the Strait of Hormuz.”

    on February 27, Hormuz was open, flowing, business as usual.

    Then Trump starts a war, the strait shuts down…

    …and now Trump’s grand master plan is:

    “Let’s open Hormuz.”

    Brilliant.

    Because let’s face it—Trump basically followed Netanyahu, who pitched him the genius idea of:

    “Hey, let’s just kill the Ayatollah and topple the regime. What could go wrong?”

    Drunk on quick “wins” from the so-called 12-Day Wars and the Maduro stunt, Trump is now here:

    Talking about sending in 17,000 troops—airborne, amphibious, infantry—the whole package.

    And that little “negotiation show” we watched this week?

    Yeah, that’s not diplomacy. That’s stalling.

    Buying time for boots on the ground.

    Trying to calm down oil prices and financial markets while the real plan cooks.

    Word is, the White House thinks—wildly optimistically—that this whole thing can be wrapped up in a month. Maybe a month and a half.

    At this point, Trump should really grab his phone and call his favorite pen pal, Putin.

    And ask him one simple question:

    “How did that ‘we’ll finish this in 3 days’ plan work out in Ukraine?”

    You know—the one where they tried to topple Zelensky instantly in battle of Kiev…

    and ended up stuck in year four, bleeding thousands of soldiers every single week, with no clean exit in sight.

    If anyone understands what a geopolitical swamp looks like, it’s Putin.

    Then again, if you asked him,

    “Why did you get into this mess?”

    he’d probably point at the chunk of Ukraine he controls and say,

    “Totally worth it.”

    So, Mr. President…

    What the hell were you thinking, what the hell the americans will get?

    And now he is saying US has no job with Hormuz, he is there for His gulf Allies and Israel. Blames NATO.

    Mate, U.S is better than bombing schoolgirls. We are better than this, we are not ww2 Germany. We need to Impeach the motherfucker..

    by MeanAcanthisitta7114

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