SNL skits have better writing and more intelligent actors.
FoxyInTheSnow on
Some people will go to great lengths to hide the fact that they are alcoholics who black out and decide to drive to a Waffle House in the next county.
CopiousCool on
For whatever reason the guy is blacking out and waking up somewhere else and he thinks it’s teleporting
smh
goat_penis_souffle on
That is objectively funny, ngl. Good thing it’s for such an unimportant job!
Different_Net_6752 on
HIGH LEVEL GOVERNMENT JOB REQUIREMENTS.
1) Kiss Donald’s Ass
2) Do anything Donald says
That’s it. Not experience required.Â
Informal_Process2238 on
If hating unqualified goons in positions of power because they swore an allegiance to trump makes me a hater then oh well
Marmooset on
Teleporters gonna teleport.
Butt_Smurfing_Fucks on
As I always say, I’m not surprised what words come out of this administration… I am always baffled, shocked, bewildered and, frankly, scared that the supporters of this administration (our friends, our family, our coworkers) here’s something like this and either say who cares or sure… Sure… Sure.
FriedRamen13 on
I would rather much prefer Federal officials who did not spontaneously teleport.
Fanastik on
Look at who is in his government, its all media ppl from news reporters to social media owners and influensers or other kinds of famous ppl with huge followings.
No one of them know anything about the job they are supposed to do except engage future followers.
The US is actually controlled by influensers and they lie for upvotes!
LuisChoriz on
I remember teleporting from my dad’s car to my bed car when I was little.
pichael288 on
This is how politics works now, you make wild and hysterically stupid claims and get showered with attention.
lactomangulator on
Back in my alcoholic days I always called it time traveling lol
CheetahNo9349 on
Oh no, i teleported to Waffle House and some filthy, hateful leftist teleported their shit to my pants. Again.
5043090 on
SecDef is OK with Army helo pilots doing whatever the fuck they want. This guy is teleporting. Just a couple of examples of how this cabinet and upper level people aren’t Porkenfuhrer’s, but Putin’s.
Every branch is compromised. This isn’t our government anymore – not by a long shot.
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SNL skits have better writing and more intelligent actors.
Some people will go to great lengths to hide the fact that they are alcoholics who black out and decide to drive to a Waffle House in the next county.
For whatever reason the guy is blacking out and waking up somewhere else and he thinks it’s teleporting
smh
That is objectively funny, ngl. Good thing it’s for such an unimportant job!
HIGH LEVEL GOVERNMENT JOB REQUIREMENTS.
1) Kiss Donald’s Ass
2) Do anything Donald says
That’s it. Not experience required.Â
If hating unqualified goons in positions of power because they swore an allegiance to trump makes me a hater then oh well
Teleporters gonna teleport.
As I always say, I’m not surprised what words come out of this administration… I am always baffled, shocked, bewildered and, frankly, scared that the supporters of this administration (our friends, our family, our coworkers) here’s something like this and either say who cares or sure… Sure… Sure.
I would rather much prefer Federal officials who did not spontaneously teleport.
Look at who is in his government, its all media ppl from news reporters to social media owners and influensers or other kinds of famous ppl with huge followings.
No one of them know anything about the job they are supposed to do except engage future followers.
The US is actually controlled by influensers and they lie for upvotes!
I remember teleporting from my dad’s car to my bed car when I was little.
This is how politics works now, you make wild and hysterically stupid claims and get showered with attention.
Back in my alcoholic days I always called it time traveling lol
Oh no, i teleported to Waffle House and some filthy, hateful leftist teleported their shit to my pants. Again.
SecDef is OK with Army helo pilots doing whatever the fuck they want. This guy is teleporting. Just a couple of examples of how this cabinet and upper level people aren’t Porkenfuhrer’s, but Putin’s.
Every branch is compromised. This isn’t our government anymore – not by a long shot.