Every single cat owner knows that the line between “purring cuddle machine” and “flesheating bear trap” is literally microscopic tbh.
Numerous_Chain_9713 on
The fact that you still have all your fingers completely intact after touching that forbidden belly zone is an actual medical miracle lmao. you survived the blood sacrifice tbh.
Slimfictiv on
Every time I play with my cat this exactly the same way, I leave with scratches all over my hands.
ilski on
Yep. Sounds about right.Â
DalekPredator on
Hey, kitty loves the booty bongos.
DavDah on
WAIT! Is this not the way you are suppose to do it? How else am I suppose to pet my cat? The world is just crazy to think there’s another way to do it differently. SMH! Calling my cat over – “Come here Binks; time to get yours!”
Yenny_29 on
Exactly. Mine’ s coming for more again and again. *spank-spank-spank*
gdotpk on
A little excess imo
trugalhao on
Cat needs a cigarette after that.
cwick225 on
I concur. Although I have noticed cats love getting tailbone rubs.
Capybara_Chill_00 on
I play with all my cats this way. My family tells me I am too rough and that they love sweet gentle pets.
Guess who the cats always want to play with?
Catarga on
Went hunting 😂 barely made it out alive
newaccount721 on
They’re going to get you back watch out!Â
touchmeinbadplaces on
Butt bongos!
Elric02 on
r/donotthecat
ThatDamnRanga on
I grew up getting told to be gentle in the extreme with cats. I live with a little demon who despite being well into his “senior” years *demands* this type of attention.
Acebi20 on
r/catbongos
konstella7 on
Mission accomplished: cat’s consent for filming secured (treats may or may not have been involved).
give_me_carbonara on
If I did that to my cat he’d be upset for 2 days.Â
chigga666 on
The only appropriate way…
2reeEyedG on
That’s pretty accurate and similar to how I do with my orange except he’s way more aggressive. I love the little shit but he plays too hard sometimes
BountyOxi on
Tout pareil. Les deux y ont droit quand je m’absente plusieurs jours 🤣
JudieSue on
Pretty rough ASMR! LOL. Does he do it for humans? LOL
thehotshotpilot on
This is r/catbongos if that sub was full of cocaine and cigarettesÂ
Cloutian on
I treat my kids like this lol
Useful_Tomato_409 on
This is the way.
G_N_3 on
My cat fucks me up after I give her the good ol slaps on the lower back like that LMAO
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Every single cat owner knows that the line between “purring cuddle machine” and “flesheating bear trap” is literally microscopic tbh.
The fact that you still have all your fingers completely intact after touching that forbidden belly zone is an actual medical miracle lmao. you survived the blood sacrifice tbh.
Every time I play with my cat this exactly the same way, I leave with scratches all over my hands.
Yep. Sounds about right.Â
Hey, kitty loves the booty bongos.
WAIT! Is this not the way you are suppose to do it? How else am I suppose to pet my cat? The world is just crazy to think there’s another way to do it differently. SMH! Calling my cat over – “Come here Binks; time to get yours!”
Exactly. Mine’ s coming for more again and again. *spank-spank-spank*
A little excess imo
Cat needs a cigarette after that.
I concur. Although I have noticed cats love getting tailbone rubs.
I play with all my cats this way. My family tells me I am too rough and that they love sweet gentle pets.
Guess who the cats always want to play with?
Went hunting 😂 barely made it out alive
They’re going to get you back watch out!Â
Butt bongos!
r/donotthecat
I grew up getting told to be gentle in the extreme with cats. I live with a little demon who despite being well into his “senior” years *demands* this type of attention.
r/catbongos
Mission accomplished: cat’s consent for filming secured (treats may or may not have been involved).
If I did that to my cat he’d be upset for 2 days.Â
The only appropriate way…
That’s pretty accurate and similar to how I do with my orange except he’s way more aggressive. I love the little shit but he plays too hard sometimes
Tout pareil. Les deux y ont droit quand je m’absente plusieurs jours 🤣
Pretty rough ASMR! LOL. Does he do it for humans? LOL
This is r/catbongos if that sub was full of cocaine and cigarettesÂ
I treat my kids like this lol
This is the way.
My cat fucks me up after I give her the good ol slaps on the lower back like that LMAO
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