Oh goodie. I’m excited to hear about whatever life threatening ailment she has that causes this phenomenon.
Nathexe on
Free temp tattoos, just add physical trauma!
Lanky_Instance3121 on
grape flavored
first thought that came to mind. do with that as you want.
Critical_Success_936 on
Reddit Doctors, what do?
Known_Leek8997 on
Why are you giving her so many bruises?
finallygotmeone on
It’s the degradation of heme, which is a constituent of the iron porphyrin in your blood.
Dphotog790 on
@ OP’s GF

mcknight92 on

She’s got the black spot keep her out of water
rustyroo2021 on
I have itp and get bruised like this sometimes 🤷♀️ but I’m sure its just lupus lol
Trazielon on
mine go every color but black like some budget rainbow
GenericSadLoser on
Sorry OP, she’s already dead.
This is a sign of stage 7 brain worm mad cow lupus.
Sorry for your loss.
EuphoricLeague22 on
I thought this was something else at first
Business_Ant_5641 on
Dark/black-looking bruises can be completely normal But: if it’s frequent or unusual, better to get it checked just to be safe
VectorJones on
My ex used to bruise like this at the slightest collision with things. She was oddly proud of them for some reason.
noxantes on
How many times have you guys tried proving it? Lol
MelanieWalmartinez on
Damn, I’m too early, usually the top comment is about some horrific disease that OP’s gf has and that she has little time to live
ajtreee on
I wonder is that is just really deep down broken vessels and capillaries? Just bruise color on top of more and more bruise color til it’s that dark.
fishiestfillet on
Hopital
Plane-Handle3313 on
I thought this was an image of one of those forever storms on Mars lol
HalfSoul30 on
I had an ex who bruised very easily. It always worried me what others might think lol.
Odd-Comfortable-6134 on
How’s her water drinking habit? Only time I’ve had a bruise go black, I was severely dehydrated
Slartiebartfastard on
Baseball Infield
TheFrontierzman on
What happens when black all over?

The_real_triple_P on
Thats the black plague
DobbyTheGoodElf on
It could also be vascular EDS
andromeda335 on
I’ve had these for really deep tissue injuries… had a carnival ride harness slammed on my meaty legs, and I had massive bruises like this on both thighs, just in a 2 inch wide line across the entire top.
It felt weird to feel the clotted blood move under the skin as I walked…
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Oh goodie. I’m excited to hear about whatever life threatening ailment she has that causes this phenomenon.
Free temp tattoos, just add physical trauma!
grape flavored
first thought that came to mind. do with that as you want.
Reddit Doctors, what do?
Why are you giving her so many bruises?
It’s the degradation of heme, which is a constituent of the iron porphyrin in your blood.
@ OP’s GF


She’s got the black spot keep her out of water
I have itp and get bruised like this sometimes 🤷♀️ but I’m sure its just lupus lol
mine go every color but black like some budget rainbow
Sorry OP, she’s already dead.
This is a sign of stage 7 brain worm mad cow lupus.
Sorry for your loss.
I thought this was something else at first
Dark/black-looking bruises can be completely normal But: if it’s frequent or unusual, better to get it checked just to be safe
My ex used to bruise like this at the slightest collision with things. She was oddly proud of them for some reason.
How many times have you guys tried proving it? Lol
Damn, I’m too early, usually the top comment is about some horrific disease that OP’s gf has and that she has little time to live
I wonder is that is just really deep down broken vessels and capillaries? Just bruise color on top of more and more bruise color til it’s that dark.
Hopital
I thought this was an image of one of those forever storms on Mars lol
I had an ex who bruised very easily. It always worried me what others might think lol.
How’s her water drinking habit? Only time I’ve had a bruise go black, I was severely dehydrated
Baseball Infield
What happens when black all over?

Thats the black plague
It could also be vascular EDS
I’ve had these for really deep tissue injuries… had a carnival ride harness slammed on my meaty legs, and I had massive bruises like this on both thighs, just in a 2 inch wide line across the entire top.
It felt weird to feel the clotted blood move under the skin as I walked…
How many days she’s left, Redditors?
That’s so emo. It’s not a phase!