is that really him? that’s amazing if it is. that’s the funniest possible thing to have someone find about you that I’m sure he’d hoped everyone had forgotten about by now.
Bubsy94 on
The things you have to do for Show Business
Raspberries-Are-Evil on
Did he ever have hair?
frankm191 on
It’s tiny Prometheus!
emarvil on
Good thing he moved from dancing to kicking ass.
gtmattz on
This brings to mind that dancing baby meme from back in the old days of the interwebs…
gattaca-tru on
Just Dance, Bitch.
Cyke101 on
I’d love to see Giant Oiled Up Jason Statham save the X-Men from a group of Sentinels.
Then again, one laser blast and he becomes the Giant Human Torch…
OTSly on
You could say he has the body of an Olympic diver
GroundbreakingAd8310 on
Damn kinda hot
Mortiis07 on
‘Whether you’re black, white, brown or yellow’. It’s nice that they included the Simpsons
mattogeewha on
“Oi”
adognameddanzig on
The most British thing I’ve ever seen.
raginghavoc89 on
Thank you for reminding me this existed…. omgosh. He is also a former competitive diver.
GorrillaOfTheVillage on
Guy went from a dancer to the Transporter to an Expendable now he’s a Beekeeper.
ItsAndwew on
Computer, load Celery Man.
Readitzilla on
Definitely a great Halloween costume.
kayl_breinhar on
There’s another one where he’s painted up, it’s called *Run to the Sun*.
jcstrat on
I’m a huge fan of Jason’s stuff but this never fails to crack me up.
VonRikken737 on
At first I thought you meant the singer and was like whaaaaaat
w1zz00 on
Wow
Huge-Particular1433 on
Everyone has to start somewhere. I was on a star trek (voyager) thing a few years ago and got a good laugh when i saw the rock.
RedditAppSuxAsss on
Little did anyone know at the time but. humanity peak in 90s – 2000
Brave_Agency_20 on
This the reason he decided to do only assassin roles
KyleRoyceWorld on
bills were paid!
ReindeerFun3762 on
Even the lyrics were scared of getting their ass kicked by him
ExistingTheDream on
If the most embarassing thing about me is that I am ripped, oiled up and dancing in my underwear for some cornball song? I’ve lived a pretty badass life. Hold on while I go strip down and get some more oil.
endav on
What’s the time? Diaper time!
GfunkWarrior28 on
Dance moves remind of that Viking dancing on the street
PointOfFingers on
He had 6 more years of low paid gigs.
His breakout movie was in 1998 – Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Snatch in 2000 and the Transporter in 2002 showed he could carry a movie.
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I bet he wants this post deleted
Get it, Turkish
Those drugs were coming on strong.
He’s bald even. Was he born like that or what?
GOD I MISS THE 90S!
Welp still love statham, waiting for the library
is that really him? that’s amazing if it is. that’s the funniest possible thing to have someone find about you that I’m sure he’d hoped everyone had forgotten about by now.
The things you have to do for Show Business
Did he ever have hair?
It’s tiny Prometheus!
Good thing he moved from dancing to kicking ass.
This brings to mind that dancing baby meme from back in the old days of the interwebs…
Just Dance, Bitch.
I’d love to see Giant Oiled Up Jason Statham save the X-Men from a group of Sentinels.
Then again, one laser blast and he becomes the Giant Human Torch…
You could say he has the body of an Olympic diver
Damn kinda hot
‘Whether you’re black, white, brown or yellow’. It’s nice that they included the Simpsons
“Oi”
The most British thing I’ve ever seen.
Thank you for reminding me this existed…. omgosh. He is also a former competitive diver.
Guy went from a dancer to the Transporter to an Expendable now he’s a Beekeeper.
Computer, load Celery Man.
Definitely a great Halloween costume.
There’s another one where he’s painted up, it’s called *Run to the Sun*.
I’m a huge fan of Jason’s stuff but this never fails to crack me up.
At first I thought you meant the singer and was like whaaaaaat
Wow
Everyone has to start somewhere. I was on a star trek (voyager) thing a few years ago and got a good laugh when i saw the rock.
Little did anyone know at the time but. humanity peak in 90s – 2000
This the reason he decided to do only assassin roles
bills were paid!
Even the lyrics were scared of getting their ass kicked by him
If the most embarassing thing about me is that I am ripped, oiled up and dancing in my underwear for some cornball song? I’ve lived a pretty badass life. Hold on while I go strip down and get some more oil.
What’s the time? Diaper time!
Dance moves remind of that Viking dancing on the street
He had 6 more years of low paid gigs.
His breakout movie was in 1998 – Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Snatch in 2000 and the Transporter in 2002 showed he could carry a movie.
It’s not even the [gayest music video](https://youtu.be/AvhgG9ee9Aw?si=WzMcOIfuj2lT3OeA) that Jason Statham made in the ’90s!