I always pictured Jesus using stone tablets or at least a yellow legal pad. I also imaged he’d have better penmanship.
patricksaurus on
You’re about to be made into someone’s raincoat.
Jaded-Coffee-8126 on
The handwriting hurts my eyes, also I feel like this is some religious schizophrenia stuff.
New_Step_6315 on
Find the Neighbor with a Jesus fish on his bumper and leave him a picture of a decapitated goat or something.
stateit on
As an expert graphologist and handwriting specialist, I can deduce the writer of that letter is nuts about Jesus.
GTor93 on
He uses caps the same way Trump does. Careful..
cantresetpwfuck on
Religion: not even once.
Plus_Sherbet460 on
I wonder if they want to kill you to see if you rise again on Sunday.
hussafeffer on
Oh hey look, further proof that there’s no such thing as too many deadbolts
BumblebeeDirect on
r/mildlystalker more like. Be safe, OP
thomasso0072 on
Now ThaT is a sTrange noTe
orionsfyre on
*Notes from the producers:*
Love the energy of this script, but wanted to ask if you could make it a little more Bellvue scary and less warm and fuzzy? We really wanna sell that you’re nuts and not just garden variety schizo.
Also the whole *end of the world* bit is kinda played out, can we make it like end of the universe? Or even better… multiverse? That’s real hot right now.
Adore the long t’s and f’s and d’s … but the L is already kinda long, can you make’m a little shorter?
Overall great first draft, can’t wait to see the second.
ps- can you fit something about a giant mechanical spider? Just think about it!
GildedDreams25 on
Religious Psychosis, the most common mental health issue in america everybody!
Ek_Ko1 on
Oh boy. I hope this person isnt targeting you in particular. Very sorry if they are
TheRealBlueJade on
Do you have any idea who taped it to your door? I feel like the person who did it would likely be very obvious about their beliefs.
punkshoe8 on
Me reading this: “My name is jee-zus … oh, wait, it’s probably hay-SOOS … [keep reading] … oh, it’s actually jee-zus. Yikes.”
214anti on
UPDATE: Spoke with the front office at my apartment complex, only two other apartments had this happen and each letter said the same thing punctuation and all but written in different colored ink. (I got black, someone got red and the other got blue)
LastDirtyMartini on
At some point this note is going to be admitted into evidence – don’t touch it too much.
C2SKI on
Do not open the door for this person
Nickidemic on
We give Christians and Christianity *way* too much respect and deference in America.
askforwildbob on
Is your neighbor Jaden Ivey?
Dandywhatsoever on
I think it’s code. Take the caps, fill in some vowels?
MLKFTSTTMMFTLKLKMTTMRMTBTFRMLRTT
Here is my first stab: MLK – FirTST TiMe MotherFucker TaLK LooK iM… I give up.
teddygala12 on
Buy pepper spray
the_main_entrance on
Nobody who’s ever deep into their schizophrenia get super into secular humanism.
raelik777 on
This person is DEEPLY mentally unwell. Almost certainly schizophrenia.
blyan on
“The end of the world is near”
Funny that to these people, the end of the world has been near for hundreds of years.
sadcheeseballs on
This is most likely a person manifesting their early signs of schizophrenia. I hope they are identified and get into treatment.
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I always pictured Jesus using stone tablets or at least a yellow legal pad. I also imaged he’d have better penmanship.
You’re about to be made into someone’s raincoat.
The handwriting hurts my eyes, also I feel like this is some religious schizophrenia stuff.
Find the Neighbor with a Jesus fish on his bumper and leave him a picture of a decapitated goat or something.
As an expert graphologist and handwriting specialist, I can deduce the writer of that letter is nuts about Jesus.
He uses caps the same way Trump does. Careful..
Religion: not even once.
I wonder if they want to kill you to see if you rise again on Sunday.
Oh hey look, further proof that there’s no such thing as too many deadbolts
r/mildlystalker more like. Be safe, OP
Now ThaT is a sTrange noTe
*Notes from the producers:*
Love the energy of this script, but wanted to ask if you could make it a little more Bellvue scary and less warm and fuzzy? We really wanna sell that you’re nuts and not just garden variety schizo.
Also the whole *end of the world* bit is kinda played out, can we make it like end of the universe? Or even better… multiverse? That’s real hot right now.
Adore the long t’s and f’s and d’s … but the L is already kinda long, can you make’m a little shorter?
Overall great first draft, can’t wait to see the second.
ps- can you fit something about a giant mechanical spider? Just think about it!
Religious Psychosis, the most common mental health issue in america everybody!
Oh boy. I hope this person isnt targeting you in particular. Very sorry if they are
Do you have any idea who taped it to your door? I feel like the person who did it would likely be very obvious about their beliefs.
Me reading this: “My name is jee-zus … oh, wait, it’s probably hay-SOOS … [keep reading] … oh, it’s actually jee-zus. Yikes.”
UPDATE: Spoke with the front office at my apartment complex, only two other apartments had this happen and each letter said the same thing punctuation and all but written in different colored ink. (I got black, someone got red and the other got blue)
At some point this note is going to be admitted into evidence – don’t touch it too much.
Do not open the door for this person
We give Christians and Christianity *way* too much respect and deference in America.
Is your neighbor Jaden Ivey?
I think it’s code. Take the caps, fill in some vowels?
MLKFTSTTMMFTLKLKMTTMRMTBTFRMLRTT
Here is my first stab: MLK – FirTST TiMe MotherFucker TaLK LooK iM… I give up.
Buy pepper spray
Nobody who’s ever deep into their schizophrenia get super into secular humanism.
This person is DEEPLY mentally unwell. Almost certainly schizophrenia.
“The end of the world is near”
Funny that to these people, the end of the world has been near for hundreds of years.
This is most likely a person manifesting their early signs of schizophrenia. I hope they are identified and get into treatment.