A lot of thirsty guys in there. I’d like to see a photo before pitching in, please.
FlippyIsKing18 on
I usually reply with “well, if you’re offering”
DLD1123 on
46 cuz… im out after self reflection of the accuracy of the post.
BoozerBean on
Because men genuinely enjoy eating out. I don’t think women genuinely enjoy getting a salty squirt in their mouth, they just pretend
MurkDiesel on
just say *”eat my ass”*
that way everyone wins
phaedravarix on
I saw someone on Tumblr once say “consume my entire vulva” so that’s my default now. Something about vulva is not as sexy compared to vagina for some reason lol.
NotMacgyver on
This is why I keep telling people not to threaten me with a good time. They never listen and then I’m the bad guy
Guideon72 on
It’s remarkably even more effective when used by women, actually 😀
Niels043 on
And my axe!
SATerp on
Women can say “Blow me” if they want. There’s no law against it, and in many cases it will stop the person it’s addressed to in their tracks. It’s sometimes used in Oxford debates, so you know it’s good to go.
ironafro2 on
And if she says suck her dick it will still be 47 tongues hahahahah
p0rnstaring on
Or you can just say lick my ass.
Sesshomarus_Witch on
…you can still say it? I don’t have one and I still say it 🤷
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Dick Thunder is on the case.
Unless you’re gay.
A lot of thirsty guys in there. I’d like to see a photo before pitching in, please.
I usually reply with “well, if you’re offering”
46 cuz… im out after self reflection of the accuracy of the post.
Because men genuinely enjoy eating out. I don’t think women genuinely enjoy getting a salty squirt in their mouth, they just pretend
just say *”eat my ass”*
that way everyone wins
I saw someone on Tumblr once say “consume my entire vulva” so that’s my default now. Something about vulva is not as sexy compared to vagina for some reason lol.
This is why I keep telling people not to threaten me with a good time. They never listen and then I’m the bad guy
It’s remarkably even more effective when used by women, actually 😀
And my axe!
Women can say “Blow me” if they want. There’s no law against it, and in many cases it will stop the person it’s addressed to in their tracks. It’s sometimes used in Oxford debates, so you know it’s good to go.
And if she says suck her dick it will still be 47 tongues hahahahah
Or you can just say lick my ass.
…you can still say it? I don’t have one and I still say it 🤷
And my axe.
In a row?
No you wouldn’t
Unless you are at Lilith fair
Women’s who are 3-4 all think they are 10s