Young Mujo married young Fata, and they moved into their new apartment, enjoying their honeymoon.
Every night, the neighbors could hear screams, moaning, and passionate noises coming from their place.After a few days, Mujo runs into his neighbor at the building entrance, and the neighbor says:
“Mujo, don’t get me wrong, but no one can sleep because of you two and your… activities. Please, put a cloth in her mouth so she doesn’t scream so much.”
“No problem, neighbor, sorry about that—I didn’t realize we were that loud.”That night, at one point, Mujo shouts:“NEIGHBOR, IS THIS BETTER NOW?”“IT’S GOOD, MUJO, MUCH BETTER!” the neighbor replies.
The next night again:“NEIGHBOR, IS THIS BETTER NOW?”“IT’S GOOD, MUJOOO!”
On the third night, Mujo shouts again:
“NEIGHBOR, IS THIS BETTER NOW?”
And the neighbor replies:
“Mujo, take that cloth out of her mouth—now the whole building thinks you’re sleeping with me!”
nickgardia on
Must be fun when a fire alarm goes off
Raverrevolution on
Nicer looking Kowloon City. Maybe the next Kumite will be held here.
Can I afford a flat there? Yes? I’ll take it.
Is this the living standard for millionaires and billionaires? For sure not. But does it give average people a roof over their head, with minimal heating cost, minimal maintenance cost, shops, doctors, pharmacies, schools, Kindergarden… In close walking distance? For absolutely sure it does!
What it doesn’t do: make builders and property developers absolutely fucking stinky filthy rich.
Imagine what would happen to the housing markets if you just plonk a massive 18k residents cheap alternative in the middle of the city.
Boomers would lose their millions in house value which they have done absolutely fucking nothing for. And I could afford a roof over my head.
Sounds like a good deal for poor people. Sounds like something in the interest of the people.
Last_Werewolf4914 on
All poop flows downstream!
Plouffe05 on
This is depressing
_Expenable_ on
Would you get some type of micro climate in the middle of that thing? No wind, limited sun, can’t imagine it’s a pleasant place
Ok_Team_528 on
Is this where Judge Dredd (Karl Urban version) was filmed !??
drangundsturm on
I wonder if the roach population is bigger than the human population
freefrompress on
Depressing.
phillyfanatic1776 on
Kids must absolutely clean up during Halloween! 🎃
vladgrinch on
Soviet matchbox apartments.
PepebigD on
Depressing architecture
xatabyc on
If your apartment is on the lower floor with windows inside – you are basically living in constant shadow
Black-Briar on
Cyberpunk megabuilding
kroqus on
Reminds me of V’s first apt in 2077 in a way.
capnmax on
Reminds me of the warehouse with the collapsing shelves video
okiesillydillyokieo on
SleevedRedElk on
You just know that water pressure sucks in that building
Thunder-Fist-00 on
Mega City 1
Smitch250 on
Fuckin legendary block parties eh
MrShtompy on
At least the central communal area looks nice
fullload93 on
Getting some massive Kowloon Walled City vibes from these pics.
NatureEither1044 on
Nah, I prefer living in my car in the Walmart parking lot. s/
Crocadilapig on
Thought it was a stack of pallets at first
LeicaM6guy on
Oof. Thats like… nightmare fuel for me.
Thin-Interest-9734 on
this is the type of housing redditors want in america. AFFORDABILITY! WALKABILITY! BUILD UP! SAVE SPACE!
Rafxtt on
Home owners association meetings and agreements must be an endless nightmare
Lolbzedwoodle on
I lived in Kudrovo, it did not feel good. Walking through the streets felt like I was in the bottom of a canyon. The buildings were like walls without any space between them.
norcalginger on
Americans: wow this is ugly how could anyone ever live here, where’s the parking??
Also Americans: ugh, there are so many homeless people; where am I gonna park my SUV?
samlir on
I want to see a timelapse of people coming and going from this building. Like there must be so many busses and such a stream of people
Competitive_Debt8364 on
GiftCardFromGawd on
That is bonkers. Plenty of places in that building that have never seen direct sunlight, I’d wager.
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Mega-City One vibes.
Delivery guy:
Young Mujo married young Fata, and they moved into their new apartment, enjoying their honeymoon.
Every night, the neighbors could hear screams, moaning, and passionate noises coming from their place.After a few days, Mujo runs into his neighbor at the building entrance, and the neighbor says:
“Mujo, don’t get me wrong, but no one can sleep because of you two and your… activities. Please, put a cloth in her mouth so she doesn’t scream so much.”
“No problem, neighbor, sorry about that—I didn’t realize we were that loud.”That night, at one point, Mujo shouts:“NEIGHBOR, IS THIS BETTER NOW?”“IT’S GOOD, MUJO, MUCH BETTER!” the neighbor replies.
The next night again:“NEIGHBOR, IS THIS BETTER NOW?”“IT’S GOOD, MUJOOO!”
On the third night, Mujo shouts again:
“NEIGHBOR, IS THIS BETTER NOW?”
And the neighbor replies:
“Mujo, take that cloth out of her mouth—now the whole building thinks you’re sleeping with me!”
Must be fun when a fire alarm goes off
Nicer looking Kowloon City. Maybe the next Kumite will be held here.
https://preview.redd.it/mv1uprl5idsg1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7054d58e29224737fa86c5ed1d10723e72d82ba
Density in life.
Density in death.
18,000 people, 40 parking spots.
There will be a couple of birthday celebrations each day…fun.
I mean… It’s not like they’re short on land is it?
It’s like Russian Cabrini Green
This is just Kowloon with less steps
Damn, people in the small houses in the middle will have shadow 99% of the time. It’s so sad
https://i.redd.it/fw1pje5sjdsg1.gif
I can only imagine how wild the courtyard is lol
Your only view is your neighbour
Can I afford a flat there? Yes? I’ll take it.
Is this the living standard for millionaires and billionaires? For sure not. But does it give average people a roof over their head, with minimal heating cost, minimal maintenance cost, shops, doctors, pharmacies, schools, Kindergarden… In close walking distance? For absolutely sure it does!
What it doesn’t do: make builders and property developers absolutely fucking stinky filthy rich.
Imagine what would happen to the housing markets if you just plonk a massive 18k residents cheap alternative in the middle of the city.
Boomers would lose their millions in house value which they have done absolutely fucking nothing for. And I could afford a roof over my head.
Sounds like a good deal for poor people. Sounds like something in the interest of the people.
All poop flows downstream!
This is depressing
Would you get some type of micro climate in the middle of that thing? No wind, limited sun, can’t imagine it’s a pleasant place
Is this where Judge Dredd (Karl Urban version) was filmed !??
I wonder if the roach population is bigger than the human population
Depressing.
Kids must absolutely clean up during Halloween! 🎃
Soviet matchbox apartments.
Depressing architecture
If your apartment is on the lower floor with windows inside – you are basically living in constant shadow
Cyberpunk megabuilding
Reminds me of V’s first apt in 2077 in a way.
Reminds me of the warehouse with the collapsing shelves video
You just know that water pressure sucks in that building
Mega City 1
Fuckin legendary block parties eh
At least the central communal area looks nice
Getting some massive Kowloon Walled City vibes from these pics.
Nah, I prefer living in my car in the Walmart parking lot. s/
Thought it was a stack of pallets at first
Oof. Thats like… nightmare fuel for me.
this is the type of housing redditors want in america. AFFORDABILITY! WALKABILITY! BUILD UP! SAVE SPACE!
Home owners association meetings and agreements must be an endless nightmare
I lived in Kudrovo, it did not feel good. Walking through the streets felt like I was in the bottom of a canyon. The buildings were like walls without any space between them.
Americans: wow this is ugly how could anyone ever live here, where’s the parking??
Also Americans: ugh, there are so many homeless people; where am I gonna park my SUV?
I want to see a timelapse of people coming and going from this building. Like there must be so many busses and such a stream of people
That is bonkers. Plenty of places in that building that have never seen direct sunlight, I’d wager.
Book the party room now for 2053
18000 people, 20 parking spots