I’m more amazed that you only get sun on that right arm.
Nohopup on
Had the same all through hs and university. The jokes about jacking off never end.
refriedconfusion on
It’s a good story but no one’s buying it
ChewyChao on
Yeah… sure
DarthWoo on
You need to balance that out or you’ll never be able to have a cool “I’m not left-handed either” moment in the middle of a match.
Gonnabefiftysoon on
Sure.
skpro2 on
developed like this in my teens, man, since then changed hand
Final_Lingonberry586 on
Bad shot barely shows anything. Nice try though.
forkedquality on

masonoli on
You know, I’m something of a tennis player myself.
BashfullyBi on
How did you take this picture?
Squirrel_Works on
Is that what kids are calling it now a days? Excuse me while I go play “tennis”.
websterpuddlesmd on
My right forearm is much larger as well for….. reasons
Ronjohnturbo42 on
Gotta jerk with left more
roughczech on
You mean avid masturbator….
myotherbike on
Been volleying 3x/day since he was twelve no doubt.
fredflintstone7 on
obviously you need to play left handed for a while
Mikeyt1250 on
“Tennis” ha
AfricanTurtles on
Playing with your balls will do that
ExpertRegister1353 on
My smart watch thinks Im riding a bicycle.
blur2kme on
Sure, tennis..
Techno_Gerbil on
Tennis, yes
Veaeate on
Same, I dont call it tennis at home tho… like the nickname you picked for the hobby
Durahl on
Tennis

Hi_Im_Paul1706 on
He must workout.
Troutmuffin on

Cyanstriker on
Ngl, right one looked like a dog with red collar.
lo0ilo0ilo0i on
Are you a 4.0 that can take a set off Nadal?
TopMonth8053 on
Yeah a “tennis” player huh.
bowser986 on
Giggedy
Alohagrown on
Jack off game strong
icomefromjupiter on
Tennis …. Right … 😊
PLEEAAASEGIMMEMONEY on

Seravaxx123 on
jorkin
dodadoler on
Or from beating it
WideCardiologist3323 on
Hit more backhands
Lady_Irish on
Lol okay Quagmire. It’s from tennis. Suuuure.
NIN10DOXD on
It looks like Quagmire after he discovered internet porn.

timthebass on
Used to sell suits for a living. Could always tell someone that played a sport that used a repetitive motion out of the gate, simply because their dominant arm was like 2” longer and had a shoulder droop (and often enormous seats, especially with pitchers ). Never noticed the forearms since they didn’t really affect fit too often, but it makes perfect sense.
Also something something masturbation to keep with the theme
Touchit88 on

YouLouzyBum on
If you keep playing that much tennis, you’ll grow hair on your palm.
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I got the same thing but no from tennis.
Riiiiiiiiiight
More like penis player
I have the same issue not tennis related
I’m more amazed that you only get sun on that right arm.
Had the same all through hs and university. The jokes about jacking off never end.
It’s a good story but no one’s buying it
Yeah… sure
You need to balance that out or you’ll never be able to have a cool “I’m not left-handed either” moment in the middle of a match.
Sure.
developed like this in my teens, man, since then changed hand
Bad shot barely shows anything. Nice try though.

You know, I’m something of a tennis player myself.
How did you take this picture?
Is that what kids are calling it now a days? Excuse me while I go play “tennis”.
My right forearm is much larger as well for….. reasons
Gotta jerk with left more
You mean avid masturbator….
Been volleying 3x/day since he was twelve no doubt.
obviously you need to play left handed for a while
“Tennis” ha
Playing with your balls will do that
My smart watch thinks Im riding a bicycle.
Sure, tennis..
Tennis, yes
Same, I dont call it tennis at home tho… like the nickname you picked for the hobby
Tennis

He must workout.

Ngl, right one looked like a dog with red collar.
Are you a 4.0 that can take a set off Nadal?
Yeah a “tennis” player huh.
Giggedy
Jack off game strong
Tennis …. Right … 😊

jorkin
Or from beating it
Hit more backhands
Lol okay Quagmire. It’s from tennis. Suuuure.
It looks like Quagmire after he discovered internet porn.

Used to sell suits for a living. Could always tell someone that played a sport that used a repetitive motion out of the gate, simply because their dominant arm was like 2” longer and had a shoulder droop (and often enormous seats, especially with pitchers ). Never noticed the forearms since they didn’t really affect fit too often, but it makes perfect sense.
Also something something masturbation to keep with the theme

If you keep playing that much tennis, you’ll grow hair on your palm.