caelmyraxa on March 30, 2026 10:58 am That instant transition from “Hey baby” to “Good evening, Professor” is a Olympic-level mental gymnastics.
conrad_w on March 30, 2026 11:07 am When my gf is talking to her daddy on the phone but I’m just in the next room.
beancheeseburgerr on March 30, 2026 11:17 am It took my dumbass a good minute to understand the joke lol
maryleveling on March 30, 2026 11:20 am when you have to pivot from “hey babe” to “good evening mr. johnson” in 0.2 seconds flat
Alternative_Carob682 on March 30, 2026 11:25 am Who gave you the permission to go to the toilet alone
ducon__lajoie on March 30, 2026 11:25 am Dad: “I don’t understand, she only gets excellent grades from you. How is that ?”
bau_ke on March 30, 2026 12:00 pm I fuck my gf and spot a math book for 8 grade. She: don’t worry, that’s not mine. That’s my older sister’s
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Im sorry what?

That instant transition from “Hey baby” to “Good evening, Professor” is a Olympic-level mental gymnastics.

When my gf is talking to her daddy on the phone but I’m just in the next room.
He’s probably gonna push for some extra sessions
It took my dumbass a good minute to understand the joke lol
when you have to pivot from “hey babe” to “good evening mr. johnson” in 0.2 seconds flat
https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/s/zuHh5w3udK
Remindme! 1day
Who gave you the permission to go to the toilet alone
Dad: “I don’t understand, she only gets excellent grades from you. How is that ?”
r/adressme
What’s wrong with his face. Got stung by 100 bees.
?
I’m too virgin for this
I fuck my gf and spot a math book for 8 grade. She: don’t worry, that’s not mine. That’s my older sister’s
Bwahahahaha
Wait a minute… Whatttt!