dfc85 on March 30, 2026 4:20 am He was one of the prospects for Pope. The meme world would have lost its mind
Otinsraips on March 30, 2026 4:24 am Plot twist his name sounds like three countries arguing over who gets custody.
slizzbizness on March 30, 2026 4:25 am Ah yes, he officiated Pizzarina Sbarro’s wedding to the Archduke of Calzonistan
Bungsworld on March 30, 2026 4:38 am Pizzabell, pizzabella…. Hearts will play tippy tippy tay tippy tippy tay like a gay tarentella…..
1Madhatter7 on March 30, 2026 4:55 am Please Pizzaballa forgive me my sins for I burnt the meat ballas
sterrre on March 30, 2026 4:57 am Considering he’s a cardinal I’m going to guess that his nationality is Vatican.
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Ummmmmmmmm ….Dutch?
I read installed and Processor
He was one of the prospects for Pope. The meme world would have lost its mind
He look-a like a *spicy* pizzaballa.
Italian?
Chinese?
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Plot twist his name sounds like three countries arguing over who gets custody.
His name literally means “beautiful pizza?”
German?
🤌🏼
Chinese
Ah yes, he officiated Pizzarina Sbarro’s wedding to the Archduke of Calzonistan
That’s not real. Someone hacked his wiki.
I’d believe it if you said it was Wikipedia vandalism lmao
“His Beatitude” suggests he spins some sick drops in a rave
He’s the Cardinal of Iran?
Silence. One shall tolerate no such jokes about his Beatitude.
Japanese
Armenian
Pizzabell, pizzabella…. Hearts will play tippy tippy tay tippy tippy tay like a gay tarentella…..
Indian
Please Pizzaballa forgive me my sins for I burnt the meat ballas
That’s a spicy pizzaballa! 🤌
Sounds like a mid tier Super Punch-out rival.
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZABALLA!
Considering he’s a cardinal I’m going to guess that his nationality is Vatican.
Korean?
Mans got to be Welsh, surely!
I voted for Pope Pizzaballa
JK Rowling writing an Italian character.
He will perform miracles and feed the many with pizzaballa
Pizzabella!
He looks like Mike Ehrmantraut