Friendly Reminder: If you wear glasses, wear them at sexy-times … mistakes *can* happen

    by Stevland_wonder

    22 Comments

    1. I am curious as to your bedroom setup that the mixup can happen. Those products should not be in such close proximity that mixups can occur.

    2. BurnOutBrighter6 on

      Try coconut oil btw. The water-based astroglide starts *too* slippery, and then also dries out too fast.

      Edit: not safe with condoms

    3. Why would these be in the same room? Lube goes in the night stand and hair gel goes in the bathroom cabinet.

    4. BangkokPadang on

      I will never go back to the “gel” style after having tried the thinner ones. it feels like the gel kind just has more starch or something so its starting much closer to the inevitable sticky mess its gonna turn into before needing more.

      Oh also, they are both for going “down under.” That’s my joke!

    5. How about party-times? My friend and I were out in the summer evening when the mosquitoes came out. He went inside (yup, without his glasses) and grabbed some repellant for me, and I proceeded to cover myself with Raid. It’s on me to look first, but similar to you, I was in a different zone once I had it in my hands.

    6. GibbsMalinowski on

      If I don’t wear glasses it’s like Cinemax late at night as a kid…..all fuzzy and blurry

    7. there’s an episode of the podcast My Therapist Ghosted Me where a listener writes in to say they mixed up and used Bare by Vogue (created by the host) self tanner and they woke up the next morning and there were brown stains everywhere.

    8. I was traveling once and was getting ready for bed. I had travel size toothpaste and lotion in my bag. I had my contacts out and ended up brushing my teeth with Eucerin lotion. It happens.

    9. Ever grab the Vicks Vapo-Rub instead of the Vaseline, in the dark?

      Whoo boy! I won’t make that mistake twice!

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