Standard childhood trauma We all really lived the same life didn’t we?
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CyraxianPC on
Eventually, like everything, they go to shit.
Old-Distance3805 on
Swallowed a grape seed once and genuinely started writing a mental goodbye letter. Seven year olds are dramatic.
Leather-Network412 on
This or that “we gonna have to cut it off” from your dad
Interesting_Buy6796 on
Nice. Endless food supply, don’t even have to eat anymore. That’s how you beat the grocery prices, a trick they don’t want you to know!
Soccerrocks8 on
i was waiting for leaves to start coming out my ears
SweetChickk4 on
The biggest lie of my childhood, right next to ‘the ice cream truck only plays music when it’s out of ice cream’.
TerraByteTerror on
Yup. Preggers with a watermelon
Cattycris on
My parents told me the same thing about swallowing gum. Between the forest in my stomach and the rubber lining my ribs, I’m basically a high end waterproof tent at this point.
An_Advert on
Repost?
Aggravating_Swan_436 on
Childhood never grow old out of us, but we still move with this same thinking sometimes
_GildMuse on
I am twenty five years old and I still think about this every time I eat watermelon
annikahoof on
every time i burped i thought it was starting
fatguypauly on
The first time I ever carved pumpkins I was curious so I ate one of the pumpkin seeds. I thought the pumpkin was gonna grow inside of me and eventually make me explode. No one ever told me that would happen I just thought that shit on my own. Lmao
theo_dus142 on
Well, did you also swallow a wet paper towl?
Sandababuga on
My sister used to abuse this shit on me until my dumb ass start making some sense
happymellii on
Then our reaction back then is always exaggerate like this
Torelq on
Wait, people really are concerned about eating fruit seeds?
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Standard childhood trauma We all really lived the same life didn’t we?
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Eventually, like everything, they go to shit.
Swallowed a grape seed once and genuinely started writing a mental goodbye letter. Seven year olds are dramatic.
This or that “we gonna have to cut it off” from your dad
Nice. Endless food supply, don’t even have to eat anymore. That’s how you beat the grocery prices, a trick they don’t want you to know!
i was waiting for leaves to start coming out my ears
The biggest lie of my childhood, right next to ‘the ice cream truck only plays music when it’s out of ice cream’.
Yup. Preggers with a watermelon
My parents told me the same thing about swallowing gum. Between the forest in my stomach and the rubber lining my ribs, I’m basically a high end waterproof tent at this point.
Repost?
Childhood never grow old out of us, but we still move with this same thinking sometimes
I am twenty five years old and I still think about this every time I eat watermelon
every time i burped i thought it was starting
The first time I ever carved pumpkins I was curious so I ate one of the pumpkin seeds. I thought the pumpkin was gonna grow inside of me and eventually make me explode. No one ever told me that would happen I just thought that shit on my own. Lmao
Well, did you also swallow a wet paper towl?
My sister used to abuse this shit on me until my dumb ass start making some sense
Then our reaction back then is always exaggerate like this
Wait, people really are concerned about eating fruit seeds?
So it was universal… Good to know!
>Then where’d they really go?
Down the toilet, with the baby alligators.
Childhood Trauma for everyone